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« on: June 24, 2010, 11:43:28 am »

Got this in an email today, and I thought I would share it.

Classifieds

 

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8-years old. Hateful little daddy didn't marry mommy.

Bites! 

FREE PUPPIES 
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky

neighbor's dog. 

FREE PUPPIES 
Mother, AKC German Shepherd. 
Father, Super Dog. Able to leap

tall fences in a single bound. 

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG 
Looks like a rat. Been out a while. 
Better be a big reward. 

COWS NEVER BRED 
Also one gay bull for sale. 

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby. 

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb. 

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! 
Must sell washer and dryer $300. 

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE   
Worn once by mistake. Call

Stephanie. 
 
Last but not least....


FOR SALE BY OWNER: 
Complete set of Encyclopedia

Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition. $500 or

best offer. No longer needed.

Got married last month. Wife

knows everything.
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« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2010, 11:53:31 am »

That's pretty good. Lol
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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2010, 11:54:10 am »

Lmao!
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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2010, 12:10:15 pm »

LOL
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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2010, 12:41:12 pm »

sum good ones
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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2010, 12:43:34 pm »

thats funny stuff
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2010, 01:22:21 pm »

LOL
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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2010, 08:05:41 pm »

Thanks Chris,

I needed a good laugh after a rough week. Later...
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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2010, 09:52:54 pm »


 I  can sale my set of Encyclopedia to.

 Bill
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2010, 07:40:19 am »

Those are good. The last one can probably go for any married man.
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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2010, 06:53:04 pm »

that must have been one of my old Charlaois Bulls!! I had 2 bulls on 50 head of Brangus cows the other was angus!! I had 2 yellow calfs and the rest were black!! The white bull would always stay under a shade tree and if a cow would come to him he would try to breed her but he was not going to chase it!!  There was one old old brangus cow that I wanted a good hiefer out of to replace her yep she had a yellow hiefer calf!! Don't need those gentics in my herd!
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