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« on: June 24, 2010, 11:43:28 am » |
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Got this in an email today, and I thought I would share it.
Classifieds
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER 8-years old. Hateful little daddy didn't marry mommy.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky
neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog. Able to leap
tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.
COWS NEVER BRED Also one gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents/lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake. Call
Stephanie. Last but not least....
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $500 or
best offer. No longer needed.
Got married last month. Wife
knows everything.
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Never get too busy making a living that you forget to make a life.
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TxHogDoggin
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« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2010, 11:53:31 am » |
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That's pretty good. Lol
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Caught hog.
The strength of the pack is in the dog, the strength of the dog is in the pack.
Cole Patterson
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Cristina
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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2010, 11:54:10 am » |
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Lmao!
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Anything can be a weapon if your holding it right.
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roughdog
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2010, 01:22:21 pm » |
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LOL
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gritty dogs getter done down and dirty
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Caughtandhobbled
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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2010, 08:05:41 pm » |
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Thanks Chris,
I needed a good laugh after a rough week. Later...
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Bennie <><
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mankinb
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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2010, 09:52:54 pm » |
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I can sale my set of Encyclopedia to.
Bill
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tobyb2007
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2010, 07:40:19 am » |
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Those are good. The last one can probably go for any married man.
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If it ain't broke don't fix it.
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that must have been one of my old Charlaois Bulls!! I had 2 bulls on 50 head of Brangus cows the other was angus!! I had 2 yellow calfs and the rest were black!! The white bull would always stay under a shade tree and if a cow would come to him he would try to breed her but he was not going to chase it!! There was one old old brangus cow that I wanted a good hiefer out of to replace her yep she had a yellow hiefer calf!! Don't need those gentics in my herd!
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Hog hunting can start more crap than anything I have ever seen!(HDLCrystal) Remember John Wayne was just an actor the real cowboys is who he looked up to..........
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