Speaking $hitting their pants;D......my junior season the mothers club decided to change our away pre-game meal from spaghetti to lasagna. The lasagna was nice and greasy so you know the story. Midway thru the 2nd quarter I lost my battle to hold it back after getting up from a tackle. LOL For the next few plays everybody in the huddle was looking to see if they had stepped in dog poop. LMAO!
I've never had worse red ass in my life!
I just shed a few tears for you. Man, that is funny stuff.