This one is for you Kitty & Pig chaser aka (lion&boarhunter)

[HDLCrystal]

I have years of martial arts, combat, and boxing training under my belt including Greco Roman style wrestling. I have rolled (grappled) with some big name MMA fighters and sparred with black belts in TKD, Karate, Brazilian Jujitsu, Judo, and Hapkido. Hell! I have even tried to cowboy a few times!!!
I held my owned with these guys on several different levels and earned their respect.
As easy as she is on the eyes, I still don’t want any part of any kind of contest with Crystal the Pistol!!! She scares me!
Why? Even if you can whip this gal, its still gonna hurt!!!!!!!
Jesse. You are even smarter than I thought you were for not letting her coax you in a mud pit! Don’t give in brother!!! I dont think a big stick would make a difference either!!!

That is the scariest thing I have ever thought of... you in a Greco Roman wrestling suit holding your big stick in your hand. LMAO! 
Speakin of Jesse, anyone heard from him or has he devoted himself to the woods entirely until he redeems himself from all that pig catchin' he did this weekend?

[gavin gibson]

ill put some mony on that bet

[BarrNinja]

I have years of martial arts, combat, and boxing training under my belt including Greco Roman style wrestling. I have rolled (grappled) with some big name MMA fighters and sparred with black belts in TKD, Karate, Brazilian Jujitsu, Judo, and Hapkido. Hell! I have even tried to cowboy a few times!!!
I held my owned with these guys on several different levels and earned their respect.
As easy as she is on the eyes, I still don’t want any part of any kind of contest with Crystal the Pistol!!! She scares me!
Why? Even if you can whip this gal, its still gonna hurt!!!!!!!
Jesse. You are even smarter than I thought you were for not letting her coax you in a mud pit! Don’t give in brother!!! I dont think a big stick would make a difference either!!!

That is the scariest thing I have ever thought of... you in a Greco Roman wrestling suit holding your big stick in your hand. LMAO! 
Speakin of Jesse, anyone heard from him or has he devoted himself to the woods entirely until he redeems himself from all that pig catchin' he did this weekend?

Ha ha!
Carful! You are exposing weaknesses Pistol! Lol.
It is scary! Just ask my wife!!!
I don’t know Jesse at all but something tells me he is taking advantage of this full moon and trying to catch a decent hog with some tusk!  Lol.

[LionandBoarHunter]

Well Krystal the Cap gun pistol i tryed to redeem myself tonight but got all the way to the ranch i was goin to hunt and got rained out BUT if it counts i seen a big toothy right by the front gate of the ranch

[BarrNinja]

LOL!!!!  Thats what it's all about right there, getting together havin fun, and catchin hogs, and still havin fun.
      Maybe one of these days, this ole hillbilly can get down there and get to meet and hunt with ya'll a day or two, and dont worry i got a silent dog. lol

You ever get to Texas I would have my feelings hurt if you didnt make a hunt with me! We will show them how to do it hillbilly style!

[LionandBoarHunter]

al i guess its poor little pistols bed time

[gavin gibson]

hey jesse paul ide like to hunt with u one more time be for i leave next week mabe nail that 400 pounder oh and i left my nife in ur truck

[BarrNinja]

al i guess its poor little pistols bed time

HAHA! I guess so.
If she was awake, I am sure she would have melted down our PC's over the "Cap Gun" lick! LMAO!

I actually winced when I read it!

[LionandBoarHunter]

yea im sure im goin to get a rashin of number 2 for that one

but im ready i have been practicing that crawfish crippler all afternoon

[BarrNinja]

yea im sure im goin to get a rashin of number 2 for that one

but im ready i have been practicing that crawfish crippler all afternoon

LMAO! If you figure out a defence for it then I am sure Chance will want to know all about it!

[LionandBoarHunter]

ya i think i am goin to get chance one of the #24 no love breaks sticks he might be able to whoop her of with that lmfao did i say that

[tnhillbilly]

LOL!!!!  Thats what it's all about right there, getting together havin fun, and catchin hogs, and still havin fun.
      Maybe one of these days, this ole hillbilly can get down there and get to meet and hunt with ya'll a day or two, and dont worry i got a silent dog. lol

You ever get to Texas I would have my feelings hurt if you didnt make a hunt with me! We will show them how to do it hillbilly style!

Ive got it set in my mind, i'm gonna do some hog huntin in texas, just not sure when. I'm thinkin around the first of the year. hopefully i can get it all ironed out. I would be honored to hunt with the boar ninja.
 well dont want to hijack the post, and i sure dont want to take no computer whoopin.

[LionandBoarHunter]

Hillbilly you are more then welcome to come hunt over here in the hills you willl fit right in with us hill billys

[HDLCrystal]

I see we have had some brave boys in my absence!

Hillbilly you are more then welcome to come hunt over here in the hills you willl fit right in with us hill billys

Jesse, Tnhillbilly don't want to drive all this way to catch choates I am sure he has those back home. 

That's cute Jesse, I like that Crystal the Cap Gun Pistol. I bet you sat in the truck all night after you got rained out singing the name game. Crystal pistol bo bistol.... Don't act like you don't know what I am talking about. Dang, you are a grown a** man!   
Now are you sure you want to play Russian Roulette with this cap gun?
And you would know all about those #24 No Love Break Sticks wouldn't you.... Driller... Driller from behind.

Ninja you sure are keeping a civil tongue in this matter. I am waiting on you to stick your foot in your mouth buddy. I do believe you have gotten smart in your older age.

Also I went through my pictures of this past weekend and stumbled across one of Jesse (in the red shirt), standing over his dogs and the pig they caught. This is the only honest proof any of us will ever get of what really happens over there in those hills. (Jesse, I know I will never live it down when you finally get that one hog you are hunting for right now, don't get yourself hurt over tyring to prove a point.  )

[BarrNinja]

A civil tongue hell!

I dont want nothing to do with this!!! Mr Rocking P just had to drag me right on in! lol I have been trying to slip out the back door of this thread ever since!

[Cutter Bay Kennels]

All I can say is Chance must walk a very narrow road. 

Jessie, 
Spend your time photoshopping.  It is much more productive.  As for the ninja, well let's just say he's a little intimidated by the possibility of tha "RAPA-TAPPA-HOUEE" knot being used against him. Of course, without those promised pics and video, I'm thinking it might not even exist. Ninja, I say carry on. She ain't going to find you. After all, you are the one and only stealthy Boarninja

[HDLCrystal]

All I can say is Chance must walk a very narrow road. 

Jessie, 
Spend your time photoshopping.  It is much more productive.  As for the ninja, well let's just say he's a little intimidated by the possibility of tha "RAPA-TAPPA-HOUEE" knot being used against him. Of course, without those promised pics and video, I'm thinking it might not even exist. Ninja, I say carry on. She ain't going to find you. After all, you are the one and only stealthy Boarninja

You have no idea how thin Chance's line really is. After all these years he has learned to keep quite and say yes dear.

Cutter Bay, I won't see him hell, I believe he said he was coming to Houston to see us. I'll get him then.

We went hunting this morning and Chance tried to get me to let him record my Rappa Tappa Hooey. I told him we would wait until another time, as all we had was cell phones to record from. I am gonna get ya'll the dang videos or pixs as soon as I can. We did manage to get a minute long video of the dogs baying and the CD doing her job and Chance is chompin at the bit to get that up here on the forum.

So Ninja, you are wanting to slip through the backdoor with "Jesse the Driller from Behind", huh? Man what will the neighbors think?

[Rockin-P-Ranch]

Ninja,If I got you into somthing that you cannt handle Im sorry.But I just new you could not way to get in the middle of this one.But I guess I was wrong. If you cant stand the heat get out of the kitchin.LMAO

[cward]

All I can say is Chance must walk a very narrow road. 

Hell I where the pants in this house!!! When she at home!!

I've got to go fold landry and wash dish's!!Ya'll better becareful or you will be helping me!!LOL

[BarrNinja]

Ninja,If I got you into somthing that you cannt handle Im sorry.But I just new you could not way to get in the middle of this one.But I guess I was wrong. If you cant stand the heat get out of the kitchin.LMAO

HAHA! Mr. P, when Pistol is firing up this web site I could scorch a pot of beans if I left it on my laptop to long!!!

I was being civil and you still set upon me like a cur dog on a baypen boar hog!!! 

Pistol, in Houston you will never see me coming. Just be ready for a short, fat, bald headed guy to appear out of nowhere with his stick in his hands!!! I expect you to supply the "Sharpie" for the autograph and pose for a picture before you break out the tie rope!