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« on: August 25, 2010, 08:22:00 am »

This man has been known to kill.  He has been known to travel on foot, by truck, on fourwheeler, by horse, by helicoptor, and by mule.  He has a strong addiction to home cooked meals.  He has a xxx video fetish like no other.  He has the ability to talk sweethearts into producing videos of themselves for him to watch behind closed doors.  He claims to have children and grand children, however, no photos have ever been produced to confirm.  Don't bother looking on the high grounds for him, as he tends to be in "LOW" hiding spots.    Please report him as soon as you spot him.  He should be considered two-armed, but not dangerous.

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« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2010, 09:07:21 am »

Don't try to grab him by yourself.  He will "NINJEEE" you in a heartbeat. 
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« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2010, 09:11:10 am »

Im guessing theres not much of a reward for him is there?  Cheesy

And be warned,  do not approach him if he has his stick in his hand.
Also be watchful of his horn. If you know what he does with his stick, you dont want to know what he will do with that horn!!   Kiss  Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2010, 09:18:51 am »

After looking at that pic in detail, I am thinking there really is at least one plus side to being 5'6" tall.   Wink

Ah heck, make it 6 advantages.   Cool
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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2010, 09:21:13 am »

He has been seen several times purchasing weapons from a dealer named "NoLove"
This is a picture of their weapon of choice:



If you see either of these outlaws, be certain to never turn your back to them.
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2010, 11:00:16 am »

No  bullnumber 2 I seen a guy look just like that one last nite at popeyes he had  like a 10 pc. box of chicken eatn by himself is thr a reward I will catch for u if reward being offered
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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2010, 11:32:50 am »

No  bullnumber 2 I seen a guy look just like that one last nite at popeyes he had  like a 10 pc. box of chicken eatn by himself is thr a reward I will catch for u if reward being offered

THAT WAS HIM!!! you didnt hear about what he did to the guy that tried to steal a wing?Huh??!!!!
This is him after he judi chopped that guy!!

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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2010, 01:54:43 pm »

Now y'all be nice to ninja he said I could borrow his video with a cur dog on it Grin

Wait... How much is the reward?
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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2010, 02:13:32 pm »

Now y'all be nice to ninja he said I could borrow his video with a cur dog on it Grin

Wait... How much is the reward?

I think that all depends on what "THE PISTOL" is willing to pay.
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« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2010, 02:28:46 pm »

i want to know what the horn is for 
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« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2010, 02:39:25 pm »

i want to know what the horn is for 

I think I heard he uses it to call all the other Munchkins out.  Not sure though.  After seeing your tree trunks, I mean arms, he may have decided to keep it for calling backup if you elected to get out of control.  LOL!!!
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« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2010, 02:47:12 pm »

LOL,  thats not me thats just a guy who wishes he was me.  Grin, well thats really my internet double  Grin

 i guess that horn is for some kinda special ninjiun.
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« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2010, 04:39:34 pm »

All I can do with this thread is respond with a special smiley face!



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« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2010, 05:29:46 pm »

All I can do with this thread is respond with a special smiley face!





Noah called you, didn't he?  Grin
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« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2010, 06:26:20 pm »

I need to know how you did that smillie face Ninja. I could use that one a lot.LMAO . I dont know how much longer that I stand up for you,Things are really looking bad buddy.
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« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2010, 06:33:50 pm »

Like this one?
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« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2010, 08:45:06 pm »

Man that is some funny crap right there!!Nija's head was just the right hieght!!!
Between the stick-the blow horn-the no love and the video WOW Nija is for real!! Grin Grin
Nija I had a phone call from Craig (Buffy the white girl slayer) he herd about all your toys and is comeing to visit you he said he herd that you just got a $8500 AC so turn it down and dim the lights!!Just take it like the man you are!!
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« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2010, 10:28:22 pm »

No  bullnumber 2 I seen a guy look just like that one last nite at popeyes he had  like a 10 pc. box of chicken eatn by himself is thr a reward I will catch for u if reward being offered

THAT WAS HIM!!! you didnt hear about what he did to the guy that tried to steal a wing?Huh??!!!!
This is him after he judi chopped that guy!!



 OK I admit it! This is me in the picture but I had a good reason for Judi chopping that guy!
 
He was a pig farmer that made up BS stories about me on the Internet!  At first I felt sorry for the guy because he suffered from a horrible inferiority complex as a direct result from running a single hog all day long and not getting it caught while the cur dog guys were completely exhausted by lunch time from tying hogs all morning. Jealousy really brings out the weirdo in a person I guess.
He also made fun of my height and accused me of being addicted to porn and made fun of my dog horn!
The straw that broke the camel’s back was when he found out his sweetheart sent videos for me to watch! He really got out of hand after that and just needed Ninja-in. Grin
I never used the “break stick” on him though. He acted like he wanted me too and it creeped me out! Shocked

Mr. Ronnie I barrowed that smiley from an old post of Noah’s! It came in pretty handy today! Lol. Thanks Noah

That’s a good picture of me and the girls! I think my bald head and those brand new Liberty bib overalls were just a little too much for them though!  lol
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« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2010, 10:45:32 pm »

Guilty as charged. I plead the fifth.  Wink
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« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2010, 10:49:59 pm »

Heck, I was just trying to showboat your picture with professional actors off. Before you argue, yes the girls are actors. We know they really run hounds on their hogs, then edit in the parts where chance catches up with those slow curs of his.   Grin
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