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TinyTexasCowgirl
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« on: November 27, 2010, 03:57:46 pm »

I hate Freakin cows!! Ok here is the story  I'm sittin in the dang deer blind, been here bout an hour and a half, and I'm surrounded by cows, red ones, black ones, gray ones, brindle ones, heck, I'm sure there are prolly purple and green ones floating around here somewhere. I've got a three way fight between two black angus bulls and a herford bull going on my right side and 5 head of momma cows battling over the corn i spread out going on my left side with the calves bouncing around and buttin heads in between. THIS SUCKS!!
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« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2010, 04:00:40 pm »

Hey admin. Sorry for double posting. Dang iPhone sure has a mind of it's own. Feel free to delete one of them please.
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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2010, 04:12:59 pm »

Sorry about your predicament .....as I've said for years, when it comes to cows, they certainly don't breed them for intelligence.  Good luck
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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2010, 04:21:01 pm »

Ha, I'm thinking this one yella heifer weighs bout 200 lbs, has 2 inch "spikes" out the top of her head.... Is she legal? Lmao
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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2010, 04:35:35 pm »

Gripe gripe gripe u aught to enjoy how pretty they are well how pretty the tbones would be anyways.  Good luck u need to stick to pig huntin anyways lol
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« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2010, 04:37:28 pm »

Oh yeah and u might see a deer if u wernt playing on the phone hahaha
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« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2010, 04:47:14 pm »

Bite me colt. Unlike small minded men, women can multi-task.
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« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2010, 05:24:13 pm »

Ur right yall can multi task yall can chew gum and fart at the same time lol just playing
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« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2010, 05:29:00 pm »

Yep, we can also know where 3 kids, 2 dogs and you are and what all all of you are doing, while cooking supper and answering phone calls meant for you while you sit in your recliner and get fat.  Evil  Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2010, 06:10:19 pm »

Well did u see any deer
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« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2010, 06:18:59 pm »

  Colt,
       I believe u got her strirred up. ( man hater). Cowgirl, got me a doe and a mature 8 pt.(cull) while standing in my front yard. Hope you finally got to enjoy your hunt.
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« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2010, 06:48:43 pm »

Hey Tusk, kiss my hiney.
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« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2010, 07:22:25 pm »

When I complain about my boys and hunting he just says Moooooo. When I was a kid I was in a blind watching for deer and the cows showed up. I threw rocks, sticks and mood at them to get them to leave. My dad's deer stand was fifty yards away!

But multi-tasking? I don't think so. Unless your in one of those city-folk deer stands. You got a heater and a toilet in there? I have seen stands like that. I have been known to sit in the bushes drink beer while looking for deer. But I brought back deer not excuses. (Smack talk) Grin
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« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2010, 09:31:01 pm »

Cowgirl ur not alone. Two yrs ago I had the same problem as the cows finally started to head into the timber. A 10pt walks out thru them towards me .He had a 23" inside spread and scored 157". Not bad for a central Okla deer
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2010, 10:37:08 pm »

get a paintball gun, and paint u some cows!!!
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« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2010, 11:55:44 pm »

This is why i carry an extra arrow with me with a Bludgen tip (Big fat rubber stopper looking thingy). It bounces right off them at close to 300fps. I bet it stings like hell though Grin Shocked! Good luck to your future hunting situations!
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« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2010, 02:28:14 am »

I hear that cows are pretty good eating too Tiny.  Cheesy

I just have one question for ya. How does a cowgirl expect a cow to act when she dumps corn on the ground in a pasture full of cattle?  Grin

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« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2010, 06:29:04 am »

Spence, I ain't quite made it up to bow yet, still workin on my first kill with a .308.

Dub, no fancy stuff here. Just a pop up blind, feeder, and lawnchairs. I'm tryin hard but this 13" rule is killin me.

Prg, I like the way you think. Dalmation cows, green, purple, and orange. Now, next question is, what the heck would I do when my dad and Maurice got drunk and freaked the hell out when they saw them?

Ninja, I'd expect them to act just like they are, but why cant they go find my dad or Maurice and terrorize their deer and leave me and mine alone???
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« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2010, 11:17:58 am »

hows yur dapple puppy doing that you got before you went deer hunting, and that suxs you wait all day for the evening hunt and them --- cows show up it brings the hate out of any body, its kinda like yur nabors practist shooting next door wen its prime hunting time
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« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2010, 08:29:19 pm »

I have always used the cows to my advatage the cows tell on the deer and the deer tell on the cows but the buck in rut walks right through with out a problem!

I'm going to say it if you hate cows I HATE DEER HUNTERS I CAN'T HOG HUNT CAUSE THEY ARE IN MY WAY! IF I PUT OUT A BAG OF CORN FOR HOGS THEN ALL THE DEER HUNTERS ARE SITTING OVER WANTING TO KILL A DEER!! THERE ARE SOME IN GREEN CAMO,ORANGE CAMO,PINK CAMO, AND PROBALLY EVERY OTHER KIND OF CAMO! i DON'T KNOW WHY THEY CAN'T GO BOTHER SOMEONE IN ANOTHER STATE! Evil Grin Grin
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