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« on: December 29, 2010, 01:27:29 am »

He sure has been quiet since he went offshore. a phone call sometime will be fine. he did get a just dance game for his wii, so he may not be up for a hunt next week. he will be practicing his judi dance moves. videos to come soon.
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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2010, 08:48:58 am »

He emailed me and said his Internet is slower than the Obama term left. I think he said he would be on shore around the 1st.
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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2010, 09:13:45 am »

I have been shanghaied aboard the BW Pioneer. I am 200 miles due South of Port Fourchon, LA somewhere in between the 26th and 27th parallel.

My good attitude has completely abandoned me and my tolerance for anything but a Southern (US) accent and stupidity has gone to zero!  Angry

Somebody come get me before I start pitching people with bad ideas and funny accents overboard!!!  Evil  Evil  Evil

I want to go hog hunting!

I cant even hardly read about it on ETHD! It took me 30 minutes just to make this post!

I should be home by the 1st but dont tell the hogs about the emotional state I am in. Im afraid they will just surrender to me when I get home and take all the fun out of catching them.

To my recuers......To identify me on the ship, just look for the short fat baldheaded guy gagging and hog tieing Norwegians, Brazillians, and an angry old Chinaman on the Port side, aft of the vessel.
I may need a little help with the angry old Chinaman!
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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2010, 09:16:22 am »

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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2010, 09:26:51 am »

Be strong. 
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« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2010, 10:11:47 am »

What vessel are you on and who do you work for? The company Maurice works for (Saipem America INC) has two in Fourchon right now, HOS Chloe Candies and HOS Mystique. The last I heard they were demobing the Chloe, and still looking for work for the Mystique. Thank the Lord 100x that Maurice has been there long enough they are taking care of us right now and lettin him work in the office.
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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2010, 10:30:15 am »

it is good to know that they have not thrown you overboard. see ya in a few days.
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« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2010, 12:36:34 pm »

The meanest men you will every meet are on a ship starting one week out to about three weeks. The first week is shock. Then they get real mean. After week three they settle down some but watch out things can flare up fast!
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« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2010, 01:38:03 pm »

Ready for you to get home! You should have took your favorite hog hunting video with you then you could share it with the rest of the crew! They would have loved watching the skinny girls work there dogs!LOL
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« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2010, 10:49:45 am »

Ninja I got a 17' Xpress bass boat , how rough are the seas out there? And how big is this angry old chinaman?
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« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2010, 10:56:00 am »

Chainrated has the boat I will bring a whoop'n. Not sure how tough the Chinaman is but we will find out!
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« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2010, 11:14:19 am »

Chainrated has the boat I will bring a whoop'n. Not sure how tough the Chinaman is but we will find out!

He ain't going to fight a fellow ninja, so keep that in mind.   Wink
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« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2010, 11:18:14 am »

Chainrated has the boat I will bring a whoop'n. Not sure how tough the Chinaman is but we will find out!

He ain't going to fight a fellow ninja, so keep that in mind.   Wink
Ninjas are from Japan not China.  That is why they don't get along. Kung Fu isfrom China.
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« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2010, 11:54:38 am »

Chainrated has the boat I will bring a whoop'n. Not sure how tough the Chinaman is but we will find out!

He ain't going to fight a fellow ninja, so keep that in mind.   Wink
Ninjas are from Japan not China.  That is why they don't get along. Kung Fu isfrom China.

I've meet the Boarninja in person   He is not from Japan. They come from all over. Trust me.  Wink
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« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2010, 12:06:02 pm »

Chainrated has the boat I will bring a whoop'n. Not sure how tough the Chinaman is but we will find out!

He ain't going to fight a fellow ninja, so keep that in mind.   Wink
Ninjas are from Japan not China.  That is why they don't get along. Kung Fu isfrom China.

I've meet the Boarninja in person   He is not from Japan. They come from all over. Trust me.  Wink
You're right about that Grin
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« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2010, 12:38:16 pm »

One thing about it if Chain goes over there, once you all tie that Chinaman up, Chain will back 20' behind him before he lets anyone take a photo.  Freaking 7'3" 450# chinamen don't come around often.  So you have to make the pics good when you get the chance.   Grin

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« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2010, 01:03:03 pm »

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Chainrated has the boat I will bring a whoop'n. Not sure how tough the Chinaman is but we will find out!

He ain't going to fight a fellow ninja, so keep that in mind.   Wink

Well I aint a ninja and I'm pretty sure dub aint either so we won't have any problem with whooping one,  Made in china or japan wont make any difference...
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« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2010, 01:10:47 pm »

One thing about it if Chain goes over there, once you all tie that Chinaman up, Chain will back 20' behind him before he lets anyone take a photo.  Freaking 7'3" 450# chinamen don't come around often.  So you have to make the pics good when you get the chance.   Grin

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If you keep paying attention Cutter you will be way ahead of the game when you start hog hunting..   Wink
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« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2010, 01:13:57 pm »

Thank you Matt. Your wisdom is appreciated.    Grin
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« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2010, 01:17:43 pm »

Anytime Sport...    Wink
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