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« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2010, 05:36:07 pm »

LMAO! You guys are killing me!

The angry Chinaman is 74 years old and only coming in around 130 lbs but he is wiry! His assistant is even smaller but he is young and his 1st name is “Fang” (no kidding!) so we better keep an eye on him.

The seas are currently 12’-14’ with an occasional 17 foot greenie so trim that motor and keep the bow up Matt!
Bring dub with you. He can keep an eye on Fang Tin Coco(full name) while you and I take care of Mr. Miyagi! Leave Cutter at home! He will just screw up our pictures with the old Chinaman!

Happy New Years ETHD!
 My 1st New Years resolution is to stop telling 700 pound hog stories when I hunt with Chance!

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« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2010, 05:45:05 pm »

Chain I will go with you and Dub! I have a couple of paddles just incase you break down! I will also bring a car door so we can roll down the windows if we get hot!!

Ninja them 700 lb hog stories have deffently got to stop! Grin
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« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2010, 05:47:20 pm »


Happy New Years ETHD!
 My 1st New Years resolution is to stop telling 700 pound hog stories when I hunt with Chance!


LOL!!!!!   i really did!

HAPPY NEW YEAR too you too.   
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« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2010, 05:58:09 pm »

Hey Alan,
Won't be long and you will be back on dry land, with deer season over, and your mud logging chinamen, or whatever they are, will be adjacent memory.  Happy New Year from the mainland.

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« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2010, 06:22:44 pm »

Ninja I got a 17' Xpress bass boat , how rough are the seas out there? And how big is this angry old chinaman?


I'll come from the other direction with my 13' whaler! We can do a sneak attack!
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« Reply #25 on: January 02, 2011, 11:03:37 am »

Ninja stay strong brother, Some 20' waves and an angry chinaman don't stand a chance against a 17' bass boat , a 13 ' whaler , some paddles and a car door.. And if all that fails we can always bring Cutter to model them underwear. That should keep that chinaman laughing plenty long enough for us to sneak up on him..
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« Reply #26 on: January 02, 2011, 11:25:05 am »

Yes count Cutter in we will need someone to kick the window out of the car door if we sink!!

Ninja you know you are in safe hands with all of us comeing to save you!
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« Reply #27 on: January 02, 2011, 12:28:38 pm »

I don't know about this. I'm going to need 3 weeks to get a custom dogbox built for the Whaler. I can't go anywhere without these hounds. I certainly can't be toting them around without a shiny dogbox. You know I can't consider myself successful unless I've got pics to back up my story, so I'll need a shiny new state of the art camera as well. Just as backup, I'll bring John an extra hat in case the chinaman's helper does not fall for the hat trick the first time.
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« Reply #28 on: January 02, 2011, 12:40:35 pm »

Good thinking Cutter , but  if you can instead of a hat bring a helmet we can put on that chinaman  the more he looks like an armadillo the better chance we got of them blueticks chasing him. I mean I know they would never catch him but there is a chance he may slip and fall off the boat... Wink
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« Reply #29 on: January 02, 2011, 04:15:25 pm »

Can anyone say CHANNEL FEVER???

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« Reply #30 on: January 02, 2011, 04:34:07 pm »

Good thinking Cutter , but  if you can instead of a hat bring a helmet we can put on that chinaman  the more he looks like an armadillo the better chance we got of them blueticks chasing him. I mean I know they would never catch him but there is a chance he may slip and fall off the boat... Wink


That brought tears to my eyes from laughing!

I don't know about this. I'm going to need 3 weeks to get a custom dogbox built for the Whaler. I can't go anywhere without these hounds. I certainly can't be toting them around without a shiny dogbox. You know I can't consider myself successful unless I've got pics to back up my story, so I'll need a shiny new state of the art camera as well. Just as backup, I'll bring John an extra hat in case the chinaman's helper does not fall for the hat trick the first time.

Make sure the extra hat is orange, it'll get his attention better!

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« Reply #31 on: January 02, 2011, 05:50:11 pm »

be careful cutter has a new cur/bulldog he bought to catch the dillars with remember? if that dont work he says he will grabem by the tail so hopefully the chinamen have long hair lol
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« Reply #32 on: January 02, 2011, 06:20:49 pm »

Man I appreciate it fellas but you can stand down now! The old angry Chinaman is in a better mood, Fang chipped a tooth and was sent in, and Im on the 1st thing smoking and headed to the beach in the morning!
I was really starting to sweat it though. The thoughts of Cutter Bay coming out here to model underwear in front of this Phillipino crew with Chance cheering him on had me missing sleep last night!!!

Home tomorrow in the woods the morning after! I don’t even care if I catch a hog or not!...........for the 1st hour anyway. Wink
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« Reply #33 on: January 02, 2011, 06:30:00 pm »

That stinks. I went and bought a box of fruitrollups today just in case.  Chance likes cherry, so that is what I bought. Oh well, I guess that leaves me mirror modeling tonight.  Shocked
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« Reply #34 on: January 02, 2011, 06:53:40 pm »

Does the ol chinamans new found pep have anything to do with fangs chipped fang?

Also I hate to hear about you lonely caged heat seamen losing sleep over the thought of an underwear modeling hog rustler  laugh
Kidding!, have fun hitting the woods!
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« Reply #35 on: January 02, 2011, 10:14:51 pm »

Crap I was going to mount Cutters box for him! I went and looked at the boat and found a good place to mount it!! Right on the bottom side of the boat!! Evil Grin
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« Reply #36 on: January 02, 2011, 11:04:43 pm »

speaking of boxes, we took the rangers out last night to try them out and let the dogs stretch their legs. the ninja's son took his out, got it all muddy and went back to college. the boxes worked great. wait till he gets home and sees all that mud.
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« Reply #37 on: January 02, 2011, 11:12:17 pm »

the ninja's son took his out, got it all muddy and went back to college. the boxes worked great. wait till he gets home and sees all that mud.

It needed to happen!
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« Reply #38 on: January 03, 2011, 12:01:32 am »

we could not resist. the whole time we are out there hunting, our cells were ringing 1 at a time every few minutes. it was killing him that we went without him. he said we would not catch any hogs without him there. he was right. we did find the mud though. at least it looks used now.
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« Reply #39 on: January 03, 2011, 09:24:42 am »

Crap I was going to mount Cutters box for him! I went and looked at the boat and found a good place to mount it!! Right on the bottom side of the boat!! Evil Grin
 

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