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« on: January 17, 2011, 02:04:06 am »

I was out feeden my muts to night like 1"30 now just got back from woods dogs barking like all ways my wife comes to back and hollered at me so i put my feed buckit down and walk up she hands me the phone is hello. You better shut thim blank blank there are like six more blanks i say who the sam he w ll is this .guy says i got the place behind you that was for rent is ok told the feller who i was and that my mom and dad own the house that he was renting told him i was feeden and i will hurry up and sorry . Well hung up. Back to feeden phone in my coat ring ring i say hello i hear same not two min later i say look i was nice the first time this time i will take my time and if you dont like it you can meat me in the pines that out back. Now i am pissed off i know you can hear my dogs over thair but its like fore or five hunder yds he calls my dad and tells him he come to whoop my you no what he ask my dad how bad is he my dad tells him if you come up on him and a grizzly bear fighting you better help the bear
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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2011, 02:46:22 am »

You aint right jesse,  lol.   thats purdy dang mean Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2011, 03:06:18 am »

well win your 5ft5in and way 145 you got to be mean some of my dogs are bigger than my but see i been learner some ninja moves eat more snack cakes might git bigger Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2011, 04:44:54 am »

Well did you whoop the hell out him lol if I was you I'd get about 15 more head of dogs and put them back a few more yrds lol
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2011, 05:05:19 am »

Yeah, ill just come hunt with you since boarninja had to go and get a job.  Grin  Would even look better with about 4 1/2 more plotts tied out there, the other 1/2 is catahoula. lol also got a pit that sounds like a wild women, with her hair caught in a drill press,  when its feedin time. That guy would really like you then.

Maybe he just diddnt want to share his cakes, idk Afro
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2011, 07:46:48 am »

Oh wee. tonight we goinn have a hog getin coon chaseing rabbit runin hell of a time got all my friends comein over haveing a dog party if barks we goinn have loud four weelin truckes . If yall thanks thats bad i am taken the muffuler off the D6 cat bulldozer at about 12"45 and i dont mean lunch time and make some trails for use to ride on all the way to the back of this place glad i am off the next three days got a lott of work to do its to hot in the day so just have to start after midnight who smarter than a first grader
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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2011, 08:28:19 am »

I am a super nice guy. I do have a cat that has a deep loud bark and barks all night with a bark collar on! I just might have to let you care for him. Grin I never get mean sometimes I just go have a nice friendly conversation.  Wink
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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2011, 08:37:44 am »

yea iam not mean we will invite him but he probley wount come because we cant start till about midnight it is to hot dont wount to over heat the dogs do we my moms begles are ready to run some snipes got my cardboard boxs ready getem dogs
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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2011, 08:47:20 am »

Just be careful he don't do something to ur dogs when ur not there
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« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2011, 08:53:09 am »

he would have a real hard time trying to sleep with a big fire at the frunt and a bulldozer comeing in the back
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« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2011, 11:17:46 am »

Jesse, I am laughing - but not at you.....just with you my friend - That was some funny crap right there!!!! I sure hope he doesn't need any help with the rent house anytime soon. I mean I would want my neighbors to like me, especially when I am not from there. But that is just me......if it comes to it, let me know when this takes place, I'll bring the popcorn to watch the show!
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« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2011, 11:59:34 am »

well i have to be nice the house is one of my mom and dads rent houses. He called my mom to day and cryed to her that i was keeping him up. Dame cry baby so i got called and toled to be good or elses. now i nutthing scaeres me i will jump on a grizzly bear and a boar hog with two swampum gaters for back up. Win my mommy says or else i say yes mam and dont say a thaing. She got him to so if he thinks i am mean just wait cause i am gonne hide and watch. hehe       
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« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2011, 12:15:13 pm »

Oh wee. tonight we goinn have a hog getin coon chaseing rabbit runin hell of a time got all my friends comein over haveing a dog party if barks we goinn have loud four weelin truckes . If yall thanks thats bad i am taken the muffuler off the D6 cat bulldozer at about 12"45 and i dont mean lunch time and make some trails for use to ride on all the way to the back of this place glad i am off the next three days got a lott of work to do its to hot in the day so just have to start after midnight who smarter than a first grader

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« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2011, 12:25:26 pm »

yea i know i post thin read not quit use to thes little buttons got a new phone
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« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2011, 11:40:30 pm »

well just had a nice talk with my new friend.the guy a cross the way. not a bad guy. But a big big feller. Dogs started talking to me so i said time to feed the muts. Went out to the feed room came out with feed bucket dogs just barking like thay had big nasty bay up and thay did. this big guy was standen thar looking at my muts. I said can i help you he told me who he was. in my head i am thinking ninja moves might not work he said he came by to apologize. Ok good deal be cause in my head i was thainken i did not wount to get my ladder out to hit him in the wallnuts he went and talk to some people in town thay told him who i was and what all the dogs were for we talked a good bit he told me any body that hunts hogs like we do he dont wount no part of said this he lernent a long time a go it ant the size of the dog in the fight it is the size fight in the dog i like him  we goin hunten friday night good guy just got off on wrong foot. 
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« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2011, 11:44:51 pm »

well just had a nice talk with my new friend.the guy a cross the way. not a bad guy. But a big big feller. Dogs started talking to me so i said time to feed the muts. Went out to the feed room came out with feed bucket dogs just barking like thay had big nasty bay up and thay did. this big guy was standen thar looking at my muts. I said can i help you he told me who he was. in my head i am thinking ninja moves might not work he said he came by to apologize. Ok good deal be cause in my head i was thainken i did not wount to get my ladder out to hit him in the wallnuts he went and talk to some people in town thay told him who i was and what all the dogs were for we talked a good bit he told me any body that hunts hogs like we do he dont wount no part of said this he lernent a long time a go it ant the size of the dog in the fight it is the size fight in the dog i like him  we goin hunten friday night good guy just got off on wrong foot. 

Thats a good thing since yall live so close. Taking people hunting is always a good way to make a friend. Smiley
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« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2011, 11:46:44 pm »

thats good to hear... ya might need to point one at him when ya release it just for spite Evil Grin
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« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2011, 01:35:24 am »

thats good to hear... ya might need to point one at him when ya release it just for spite Evil Grin

YEAH. just to see how mean a boy he is.  lol

jesse,  your a hoot, readin your post make these long nights @ work a little more tollerable.
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« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2011, 08:07:30 am »

Sounds like he might be a good one to help if you get on a big ol hog, just hope he's not a gentle giant. Cheesy
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« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2011, 09:23:58 am »

I have a few life long friendships that started out skull and knuckle but I would rather start them out with a hog hunt and Christian like. Wink
Sounds like this big ole boy would have took way to much ninja-n anyway! Lol. A whole box of Little Debbies and a sack lunch! Grin
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