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grittydog
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« on: March 10, 2011, 11:55:54 am » |
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A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind
the first one.A short distance behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, were about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. "Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
"What happened to her?"
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the
dog turned on her."
A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed
between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
The man replied, "Get in line."
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NechesBobcat
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« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2011, 12:58:44 pm » |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Some people call it damage... I call it hog sign.
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hittman
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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2011, 01:47:52 pm » |
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I needed a good laugh THANKS!
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jesse
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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2011, 02:10:14 pm » |
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i need that dog for a min
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all hog dogs go to heaven all hogs go to hell
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Case
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« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2011, 03:17:32 pm » |
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God, Family and Hunting...
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redtick23
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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2011, 09:18:48 pm » |
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LMAO
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Feed them good hunt em hard.
The best training can't make up for bad breeding.
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BIG CHRIS
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« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2011, 03:38:00 pm » |
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i assume the line has been formed here
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Dogs hit the ground noses down! That's how we roll...
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dub
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« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2011, 10:49:14 pm » |
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That is so wrong! My wife asked why I laughed and I told her that she would not find the dog joke funny  |
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"...A man who has nothing which he cares more about than he does about his personal safety is a miserable creature who has no chance at being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself..." John Stuart Mill
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