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« on: April 14, 2011, 08:33:16 pm » |
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This is Jasons wife he is gonna kill me when he sees this!!!!!!!
For sale 31yr old redneck. Does NOT have time mow, weedeat, or anything your husband is supposted to do.
All he has time for is HOG HUNTIN and this website so I know there are women out there our husbands collect dogs for fun y'all start collecting men.
BID starts at $100.00
Come on ladies help me out!!!!!!!!!!
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skunkhounds
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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2011, 08:38:16 pm » |
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damn jason she done put you up for sale better get a big dog house with ac for you and the potlickers lol
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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2011, 08:56:37 pm » |
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We are in trouble now can't let our wifes see this
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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2011, 09:14:18 pm » |
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This is Scott's wife, and I really want to sweeten the deal! How about I throw in (FOR FREE!) another 'hard working' (aka only if it has to do with his hogs or dogs), non-mowing (because we're in a 'drought'), 9-fingered (because he was drunk and it got bit off by a wild hog....no joke!), addicted to this website husband? He just turned 31 so he probably has a lot of years ahead of him. -Lyndee  |
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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2011, 09:25:30 pm » |
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Really ladies don't u like all the time to yourself...I will do all the work as long as he keeps the bills paid and my dogs safe. Mrs. Wilson
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Easttex
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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2011, 10:05:35 pm » |
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Hey this is Cory's wife.... THIS IS A GREAT IDEA!!!!! I'll throw mine in too! I have a 35 year old redneck, hunting fool (only 9 toes because he lost 1 the last time he mowed... OVER 15 YEARS AGO!) but thats the only thing wrong with him other than being addicted to hunting and to this board and his other 2 hunting boards... He usually has all 3 boards on the same screen at the same time so he's very talented. Will sometimes work for food, but usually prefers to hunt for food. He comes with a truck that SMELLS like dogs because he lets his catchdog ride in the front seat with him and put nose prints all over the windows! Oh, yeah... He's a little out of shape (he calls it well rounded) but he comes with 7 dogs. --- Charisma  |
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jhy
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« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2011, 10:22:02 pm » |
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Funniest thread I have ever read!
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"You lose a lot of money chasing hogs and women, but never lose women chasing money."
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« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2011, 11:26:10 pm » |
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Hello this is Kat, Jim's wife .
Well mine just turned 50 in pretty good shape "wind wise" probably from staying on the phone all the time with his buddy's. He is a very strong man but who wouldn't be after lifting 50 lb bags of dog food for the last 30 years sure not from doing chores around the house! He has a bad back medical facts prove that but some how has a miracle cure soon as he wants to go hunting he claims the new pills are working after all funny how they don't work when I need something done. When his back is not hurting his other favorite excuse is his "Allergies" are really acting up and he just has to sit in the AC inside the house were "I cannot get the remote out of his hand to change the channel off the hunting channel are ESPN" because he says the pollen count out side is just way to high but the next morning he is gone hunting running threw pure Rag Weed fields and chasing hogs ! Now he does cook good I will give him that and everybody in town knows when he fire's the BBQ Pit up . Ain't enough room on here so we will leave it at this !
He's for Free ! No Returns !
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The older I get the less Stupidity I can stand !
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« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2011, 12:51:32 am » |
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You guys might want to take your wives to dinner before you hunt again so you don't get sold or given away. Just saying.
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Jasonmac
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« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2011, 06:29:49 am » |
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 I have to agree with jhy Funniest thread I have ever read! Just one problem looks like I have opened the funniest can of worms ever but we still need someone to take these guys. You ladies are hilarious keep it comin!!!  Jasons Wife Miranda
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« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2011, 07:50:24 am » |
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I would buy em in a heart beat but I don't think I can afford all the dog food and beer it would take to keep em happy and healthy. Great thread ladies!!! |
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"No man should be allowed to be President who does not understand hogs." - President Harry Truman
“I like hogs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Hogs treat us as equals” - Sir Winston Churchill
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« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2011, 08:04:53 am » |
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This is Scott's wife, and I really want to sweeten the deal! How about I throw in (FOR FREE!) another 'hard working' (aka only if it has to do with his hogs or dogs), non-mowing (because we're in a 'drought'), 9-fingered (because he was drunk and it got bit off by a wild hog....no joke!), addicted to this website husband? He just turned 31 so he probably has a lot of years ahead of him. -Lyndee dad gum lyndee... |
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Matthew 3:2 “Repent of your sins and turn to God, for the Kingdom of Heaven is near.”
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jhy
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« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2011, 08:13:07 am » |
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This thread made my wife LAUGH till it HURT, but she feels much better knowing that she isnt the only wife that is going through the same stuff with their husbands. I think we need to start some sort of support group page for you ladies!;) Joey |
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« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2011, 09:00:34 am » |
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Well, this thread just goes to show that the non hog hunting wives need to step it up a little around the house so their hog hunting husbands don't have to worry about honey dues and such not getting done while they are trying to put in that quality time in the woods. A few suggestions to help you gals be better wives. 1. Learn how to do maintenance and change the oil on ATV's. 2. Clean and oil saddles regularly. 3. Shoe horses and mules as needed. 4. Buy beer and prepare good lunches for your husbands the day before a hunt so the can spend better time focusing on the upcoming hunt. Don't forget to put beer in coolers and ice it down. 5. Cute and prepair tie rope. 6. Insure all batteries are charged on his hunting and dog electronics the day befor a hunt. 7. Keep all skinning and sticking knives sharpened for them. 8. Stop complaining about dogs barking at all hours of the night. It stresses us out and takes away from our time in the woods. 9. Pressure wash ATV's or look after horses and mules when we return home. From a hunt. We are tired from hog hunting all day! 10. Last but not least....while we are gone, clean kennels while the dogs are not in them and sweep the dried mud out of the garage where we park our ATV's. NOTE: if you are pressure washing our ATV's like you should be after the hunt, sweeping out the garage will be easy. No need to thank me ladies. Im just one hog hunter trying to look after another.  |
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« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2011, 09:09:37 am » |
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OMG, best thread ever!
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« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2011, 11:31:49 am » |
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Its a good thing my wife has not seen this. The funny thing is i know 2 of the 4 that are for sale. and i think the wives are streching the truth a lil sorry Cory and Jimmy. Yall are just a lil over priced for me 2 bring on the yard and a lil 2 old lmao
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« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2011, 12:04:03 pm » |
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It's not every woman that's lucky enough to land a famous Hog Hunter... |
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Our houses are protected by the good lord and a gun, you might meet em both if you show up here unwelcome son..
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TexasHogDogs
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« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2011, 12:07:00 pm » |
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I never knew just how much I meant to her till now! Old who you callin old hell thats Wisdom in a bottle ! and for free what more could you ask for ! O yeah and I come with 15 dogs !
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« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2011, 12:09:35 pm » |
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The very reason I'm not married. Told my ol lady that I was goin to Tenn. To pick up a puppy! She says your gonna what. You go I'm not gonna be here when you get back. I called her bluff. She wasn't bluffing. She left and took everything but the dirt on the floor!
Yall still got a good laugh out of me!
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