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« on: April 28, 2011, 07:19:55 pm » |
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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess Will you marry me? The Princess said NO
And the Prince lived happily ever after and he rode horses and dated skinny girls and hunted hogs and rasied dogs and went to bars and dated women half his age and drank wiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard complaining and never paid child support or alimony and ate steaks and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ..... The end
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dub
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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2011, 07:24:27 pm » |
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Only in fairy-tales  |
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"...A man who has nothing which he cares more about than he does about his personal safety is a miserable creature who has no chance at being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself..." John Stuart Mill
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Reuben
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2011, 07:27:07 pm » |
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now that's a good love story right there.
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« Last Edit: April 29, 2011, 08:11:12 am by Reuben »
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Training dogs is not about quantity, it's more about timing, the right situations, and proper guidance...After that it's up to the dog...
A hunting dog is born not made...
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zachW
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2011, 07:32:41 pm » |
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Hey my girls old room mate griped that I left the seat up so I would leave it down and pea everywhere
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Call me what you want, god made me, Jesus saved me, and my moma raised me.
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2011, 07:36:47 pm » |
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What a beautiful story! It left me in tears.
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"No man should be allowed to be President who does not understand hogs." - President Harry Truman
“I like hogs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Hogs treat us as equals” - Sir Winston Churchill
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2011, 08:12:14 pm » |
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That's wisdom right there...
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Our houses are protected by the good lord and a gun, you might meet em both if you show up here unwelcome son..
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TColt
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2011, 08:21:04 pm » |
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I have a buddy, CWhites younger brother, that tells me that story all the time hahaha! Says that is going to be his story! Although his new interest is his boat, not so much hog dogs anymore... and he is lackin the money in the bank haha!
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2011, 08:26:12 pm » |
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Only in a story
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« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2011, 08:00:44 am » |
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That one gets better every time I hear it.
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Reuben
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« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2011, 08:14:51 am » |
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I had to get my wife to read this one... She said she couldn't get the point and she was going to ban me off this site....That is grounds for a DIVORCE... |
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Training dogs is not about quantity, it's more about timing, the right situations, and proper guidance...After that it's up to the dog...
A hunting dog is born not made...
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« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2011, 08:26:56 am » |
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thats freaking funny as all get out.... |
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Matthew 3:2 “Repent of your sins and turn to God, for the Kingdom of Heaven is near.”
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dub
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« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2011, 09:27:39 am » |
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You know it is a fairy tale because if you did not get married you would waste all your money on beer, women and hunting. Your house would be a mess and so would you. Then the women would quit coming around. So you would drink more and work less. So then you would have to sell your hunting stuff to buy more beer. You would end up a fat old drunk that no woman would want and only have dogs nobody would by. It just does not have a happy ending in life. D@mned if you do and d@mned if you don't. Life is a virgin. If it was a b!+ch it would be too easy |
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"...A man who has nothing which he cares more about than he does about his personal safety is a miserable creature who has no chance at being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself..." John Stuart Mill
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Reuben
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« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2011, 09:30:29 am » |
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You know it is a fairy tale because if you did not get married you would waste all your money on beer, women and hunting. Your house would be a mess and so would you. Then the women would quit coming around. So you would drink more and work less. So then you would have to sell your hunting stuff to buy more beer. You would end up a fat old drunk that no woman would want and only have dogs nobody would by. It just does not have a happy ending in life. D@mned if you do and d@mned if you don't. Life is a virgin. If it was a b!+ch it would be too easy Dub, you ruined a beautiful love story... |
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Training dogs is not about quantity, it's more about timing, the right situations, and proper guidance...After that it's up to the dog...
A hunting dog is born not made...
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« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2011, 11:58:19 pm » |
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some times i still wished i lived in fariy tale land but how much fun would that be no one to b!&ch at you and complain how your prioites are not in the right order and hunting and dogs sould be last ( oh yea now im back home)!
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