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« on: May 04, 2011, 03:35:53 am » |
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I read this one on another board.
A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
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Peachcreek
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« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2011, 06:56:17 am » |
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hope that guy has a nice dog house
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BarrNinja
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« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2011, 08:09:43 am » |
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Obviously he had an escape route planned and knew he can out run her! Lol
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"No man should be allowed to be President who does not understand hogs." - President Harry Truman
“I like hogs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Hogs treat us as equals” - Sir Winston Churchill
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Reuben
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« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2011, 10:00:51 am » |
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Obviously he had an escape route planned and knew he can out run her! Lol
Boarninja, true... but he has to come home sometime
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Training dogs is not about quantity, it's more about timing, the right situations, and proper guidance...After that it's up to the dog... A hunting dog is born not made...
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