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« on: May 04, 2011, 03:35:53 am »

I read this one on another board.

A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

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« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2011, 06:56:17 am »

 Grin hope that guy has a nice dog house
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« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2011, 08:09:43 am »

Obviously he had an escape route planned and knew he can out run her! Lol
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« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2011, 10:00:51 am »

Obviously he had an escape route planned and knew he can out run her! Lol

Boarninja, true... but he has to come home sometime Grin Grin
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