Ole lady

[YELLOWBLACKMASK]

  This post is reminding me of a joke.  Why is a good dog better than a woman? Lock both in the trunk of your car wait 1 hour and open the trunk! See which one is glad to see you!!!!!!!! My wife didn't see near as much humor in it as I did!

LMAO  Havn't heard that one in awhile but still funny. One day gonna put it to the test along with a mother-n-law throwed in for experimental reasons.

[bayedup89]

BEWARE: my ole lady used to tell me the same thing, load up the dogs and go hunt. one day i  was leaving for  a hunt got ten minutes down the road and realized i had forgot my cut vests n collars! so i turned around and came home and caught my wife ni the middle of a three way!! BOY THERE WAS  ASS WAS SPREAD EVERYWHERE! 
sorry but i had to put this out there

[coach]

LMAO

[dub]

Wife yelling at the front door. Dog barking at the back door. Which one do you let in? The dog. Because it will be quiet when he comes in.

[BIG CHRIS]

BEWARE: my ole lady used to tell me the same thing, load up the dogs and go hunt. one day i  was leaving for  a hunt got ten minutes down the road and realized i had forgot my cut vests n collars! so i turned around and came home and caught my wife ni the middle of a three way!! BOY THERE WAS  ASS WAS SPREAD EVERYWHERE! 
sorry but i had to put this out there

  ...... so did u join in? grab the cut gear and tell he to be gonr when u got back?

[Amokabs]

That woulda made it a four way, like stop signs at an intersection

[Tusk Hog]

  Wife had been to a relay for life function the night before. Came home late Saturday night saying that we needed to spend Sunday doing something as a family. Probably not what she had in mind but we all loaded the 4-wheelers and went to check the water gaps on the lease where I run cattle.  Fortunately my daughter wanted to take some dogs with us. This is what we came out with. Teach her right?