Man I need to learn your secret to the dance mine ain't working
PureBreedColt,
It has everything to do with timing....if you want to have a successful rain dance. Below you will find the steps on how to get RESULTS/RAIN.

STEPS:
A. Check "THE WEATHER CHANNEL" on your computer for rain in your immediate area. If it says 100% rain for that area... and it IS/MUST be accompanied with "TORRENTIAL RAINS AND SEVERE FLOODING"...you can then proceed to the next step.
If the rain forcast is 10% chance of rain or less skip step "B" and go directly to step "D".
B. CHeck " INTELLICAST" Radar on your computer and if it looks like rain, and it is backing up what the weather channel is saying and the general direction of the storm is headed directly to where you are needing the rain, then you can proceed with caution to the next step... otherwise go to step "D".
C. Perform rain dance...You must whoop and holler and dance like no one is watching...

and don't be embarrassed
D. ABORT RAIN DANCE OPERATION/PROCEDURE
