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« on: June 30, 2011, 05:52:36 pm » |
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Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by letting loud farts, so his teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior, he said, "I do it because I can do it better than anybody and I'm very proud of that fact."
"If I show you that I can do it better, will you stop?"
He agreed, so the teacher placed two pieces of paper on the floor with identical piles of chalk dust on each one. Little Johnny dropped his pants, squatted down, farted and blew all but a tiny little speck of dust off the paper.
Then, the teacher dropped her panties, lifted her skirt, squatted down and farted. But, when she was done, there wasn't a trace of chalk dust left on the paper. Little Johnny was astonished and asked if he could see her do it again.
She was willing, and as she repeated the process, Little Johnny peeked up underneath her skirt, and remarked, "No wonder you won -- you have a Double-Barrel!"
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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2011, 07:21:39 pm » |
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Keep em coming, I ain't laughed that hard in awhile.
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« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2011, 07:47:11 pm » |
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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2011, 08:51:28 pm » |
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Little Johnny likes to gamble.
One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city.
Johnny's daddy thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling."
So he calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him."
The teacher says OK, she can handle it.
The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny."
She says yes I know who you are.
Johnny smiles and says, "I bet you ten dollars you've got a mole on your butt."
The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet.
She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole.
That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why.
So his dad calls the teacher and says, "Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lost."
The teacher says, "Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem."
Johnny's dad laughs and says, "No you didn't, he bet me a hundred dollars this morning that he'd see your ass before the day was over."
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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2011, 01:59:46 pm » |
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hahahahahah
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