Lil' Johnny wants a watch

[sfboarbuster]

While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. "Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little Johnny. "Nope." replied Jimmy. "Well, did you get it for Christmas then?". Again Jimmy says "Nope." "You didn't steal it, did you?" asks Little Johnny. "No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.
Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking. Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily. "What do you want now?" "I wanna watch," Johnny replied.
Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet."

[Critter Catcher]

Lil johnny was curious about sex so he went to his dad and asked what was sex and how is it done. Lil Johnny's dad told him to come to his bedroom tonight and he would show him everything, later that night Lil Johnny went to his parents room and his dad pull ing Lil Johnny into the room and pulled the covers off the bed. There lied his mother butt naked, Lil Johnny's dad point between his mommy legs and said do you see that hole between her legs now stand there and watch this. Lil Johnny's dad climbed on top and went to town, up and down and round and round. Lil Johnny went back to his room to think about what he just saw and his little brother asked him what was wrong, Lil Johnny said he just learned what sex was. Lil Johnny's brother became curious so Lil Johnny brought his little brother into their parents' room where their parents were still at it hard and heavy. Lil Johnny pointed at his dad and told his little brother do you see that hole between dad's legs, watch this....