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Author Topic: A Sweet Story from the Beautiful State of Montana.  (Read 534 times)
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« on: July 02, 2011, 08:52:43 pm »

A father
watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders

of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God

had captured her attention.

He noticed she
was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other
one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart
soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No
dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

'The little girl, looking a little puzzled,

thought for a moment, then lifted her foot
and stomped them flat.

'Well, she said, that may be OK in California , but we're not having any of that **** in Montana '.
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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2011, 11:49:46 pm »

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« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2011, 07:22:09 am »

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« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2011, 03:11:18 pm »

That's real FUNNY!!!!!   laugh
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« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2011, 03:20:24 pm »

 Grin Grin Thats Great!
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