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« on: July 22, 2011, 01:51:39 pm »

It is illegal to gargle in public places.


It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

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Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."


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It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.


You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.

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« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2011, 01:59:52 pm »

It is illegal to gargle in public places.


It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com!
Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."


New Orleans
It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.


LOL, i know a kid that tried to rob a bank with a water pistol and they sure did throw him in the clank!!!


You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.


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« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2011, 02:52:44 pm »


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It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.


You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.


Now those are some good laws Grin That way any fool that lets there woman drive will get run over Shocked

Now how are the firemen supposed to hook a hose up to a hydrant if a gator is tied to it?

Y'all leave Louisiana alone. When they changed the drinking age to twenty one they made the buying age eighteen. That way the kids could only get drunk at home. Gotta love Louisiana!
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« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2011, 09:58:44 pm »

It is illegal to gargle in public places.


It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com!
Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."


New Orleans
It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.


You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.



Dang!!!!!!!!  i was about to tie an alligator to a fire hydrant?  thanks for the heads up man!!  Grin
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