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« on: October 02, 2011, 08:08:54 pm » |
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Mrs. Allison's 5th grade class were discussing words and their meanings when Obama decides to stop in and watch the class.
Obama walks to the head of the class and asks the class "Who can tell me what a tragedy is?"
Little Suzie stands up and says, "If my friend and I are riding bikes and she gets hit by a car, that would be a tragedy."
Obama looks at her and says "No, that would be a great loss."
Little Jenny stands up and says "If a man is driving a bus full of young children, and he drives off the side of cliff, that would be a tragedy."
Obama says to her, "No, that would be an accident."
Little Johnny stands up next. "If you and the first lady are on air force one and a fighter jet shoots a missle at Air force one and kills everyone on board, that would be a tragedy."
Obama, obviously delighted praises him, and asks him, "How did you know that would be a tragedy?"
Little Johnny looks at him and says, "Well, it dern sure wouldn't be a great loss, and you can bet your black a** it wouldn't be an accident."
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Philippians 4:6
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Reuben
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« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2011, 08:14:54 pm » |
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Training dogs is not about quantity, it's more about timing, the right situations, and proper guidance...After that it's up to the dog...
A hunting dog is born not made...
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« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2011, 08:17:23 pm » |
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Other than that, we ain't nothing just good ole boys.
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« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2011, 09:24:28 pm » |
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A television can insult your intelligence but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
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« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2011, 09:37:49 pm » |
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I sure love lil Johnny, he says the stuff I can only think of.
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PastryGal
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« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2011, 09:38:40 pm » |
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Chloe R
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"That's the way she was born and raised, she aint afraid to stay...country!"
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SCHitemHard
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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2011, 10:56:31 pm » |
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lmao thats a good one
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Matt H
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Reuben
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« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2011, 03:56:19 am » |
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I sure love lil Johnny, he says the stuff I can only think of.
little Johnny has been around a long time...  and I like how he thinks   |
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Training dogs is not about quantity, it's more about timing, the right situations, and proper guidance...After that it's up to the dog...
A hunting dog is born not made...
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« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2011, 09:15:58 am » |
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"Stand for something or fall for anything" Case Catahoulas; blood tracking; NALC certified breeder, member ACA & COBRA
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uglydog
Jelk's & Brick House Catahoulas
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It's a good day to have a great day!
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« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2011, 02:36:42 pm » |
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If only little Johnny were on the presidential ballot!
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« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2011, 05:51:02 pm » |
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:)Little Johnny strikes again!!!! |
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It's easy to judge the character of a man,....by how he treats those that can do nothing for him.
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« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2011, 07:57:39 pm » |
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Hahahahaaaahhhhaaaaaa!!!!! Lol :-)
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« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2011, 08:04:36 pm » |
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" I don't think you understand they killed my dog mister "-Shooter
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