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« on: October 06, 2011, 08:55:44 am »

So this young man in a small town had been dating a girl for a while and that had started to get pretty serious.  One day she invited him to have diner with her family and told him if everything goes well it would be a really special night.  The young man just knew what was going to happen so he went to the small town pharmacy and told the pharmacist his predicament and told him he was a virgin and didnt know what kind of condoms to buy, or any thing like that,  but really liked this girl and wanted to make sure the evening went well.  So the pharmacist spent 30 minutes expalining to the boy about different brands and things and told him good luck.  Well that eventing the boy showed up just in time for diner he walked in and sat down at the table just in time for his girl friends father to say grace.  After every one said amen the boy would not look up, his girl friend leaned over and whispered, "sweet hart whats wrong?" 
The boy whispered back you never told me your dad was a Pharmacist!
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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2011, 05:29:32 pm »

Oh dang, that would be baaaaad.  LOL
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« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2011, 08:35:06 pm »

bet there was a staredown at that table Shocked

ive been in that predicament laugh
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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2011, 09:15:58 pm »

 Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2011, 05:35:04 am »


  That would be my luck. Shocked
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