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« on: November 08, 2011, 09:26:04 am » |
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The Texas Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
GOV’T AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”
RANCHER: ”Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.
He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life.
He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”
GOV’T AGENT: “That’s the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.”
RANCHER: “That would be me.”
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Sam3030
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« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2011, 09:30:14 am » |
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Sam
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Tfrancis
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« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2011, 09:55:59 am » |
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Hahahahaha thats funny right there  |
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Cut'em loose hog dogs
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uglydog
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« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2011, 10:24:19 am » |
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good one
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