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« on: November 11, 2011, 09:19:30 pm » |
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These are so stupid, but funny. Anyone have any others?
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
Chuck Norris doesn't lick postage stamps, he stares at them until they wet themselves.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris does'nt turn the lights on, he turns the dark out.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Never, ever name a hurricane 'Chuck Norris'.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless telephone
When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he made lemonade, a 9 inch hunting knife, an AK-47, and a playpen for his pet scorpion.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris can smell underwater
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John Esker
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Zaneo
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« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2011, 09:39:53 pm » |
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Lmao!!!
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zachW
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« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2011, 10:11:35 pm » |
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Chuck noriss's blood can cure cancer, scientist just can't figure out how to make him bleed.
The first bullet proof vest was made of hair of chucks beard
Chuck once killed a man and then resurected him just too kill him again.
It only takes chuck one lick to get to the center of the tootsie roll pop
Chuck norris can divide by 0
Chuck not only goes right on red but can go left on red or straight on red.
A high way patrol once pulled chuck over, he is still at the mental institute crying.
Chuck buys one and gets 4 free.
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Call me what you want, god made me, Jesus saved me, and my moma raised me.
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zachW
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« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2011, 10:13:22 pm » |
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Chuck ate 7 Asian men and crapped out the first flat screen tv.
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Call me what you want, god made me, Jesus saved me, and my moma raised me.
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« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2011, 12:21:14 am » |
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Chuck Norris dosent have to cut his grass he just dares it to grow
They say that Chuck Norris does not have a chin its just another fist
Everybody has a skeleton in their closet, Chuck Norris has a million
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If something is worth having, it is worth working for
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Reuben
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« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2011, 06:45:54 am » |
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Chuck ate 7 Asian men and crapped out the first flat screen tv.
Yep , I heard he was gay...  Jk |
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Training dogs is not about quantity, it's more about timing, the right situations, and proper guidance...After that it's up to the dog...
A hunting dog is born not made...
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Bedias92
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« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2011, 10:47:55 am » |
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When Chuck Norris pees he clogs the toilet
When Chuck Norris does a push up he doesn't push his self up he pushes the world down
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« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2011, 12:08:03 pm » |
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" I don't think you understand they killed my dog mister "-Shooter
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sfboarbuster
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« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2011, 06:03:47 pm » |
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Chuck ate 7 Asian men and crapped out the first flat screen tv.
Yep , I heard he was gay... Jk Chuck Norris will kill you now... Goodbye Reuben |
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John Esker
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Bedias92
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« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2011, 06:19:56 pm » |
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Chuck Norris ate some bad Chinese food and chited out Bruce lee and Jackie Chan
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« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2011, 06:22:27 pm » |
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Chuck ate 7 Asian men and crapped out the first flat screen tv.
Yep , I heard he was gay... Jk  |
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"...A man who has nothing which he cares more about than he does about his personal safety is a miserable creature who has no chance at being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself..." John Stuart Mill
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Reuben
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« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2011, 07:38:22 pm » |
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Training dogs is not about quantity, it's more about timing, the right situations, and proper guidance...After that it's up to the dog...
A hunting dog is born not made...
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