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Randy_P
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« on: December 14, 2011, 08:05:31 am » |
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My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken..
She sent me back to the principal's office.
He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand.
My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...
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t.wilbanks
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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2011, 08:37:12 am » |
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 Thanks alot Randy, im craving fried chicken now!! Guess ill have to settle for this bomb burrito out of the machine... 
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Randy_P
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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2011, 10:15:14 am » |
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You know those bomb burritos eventually erupt!!
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matt_aggie04
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« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2011, 10:43:58 am » |
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GUT GRENADE!!
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"No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session" - Mark Twain (1866)
"I hate rude behavior in a man, I won't tolerate it"~Woodrow F. Call
"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not."~Thomas Jefferson
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t.wilbanks
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« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2011, 11:00:25 am » |
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You know those bomb burritos eventually erupt!!
GUT GRENADE!!
Yeah, they are pretty powerful... |
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katchumwcurs
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« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2011, 02:42:38 pm » |
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GUT GRENADE!!
Thats a good one, I have to remember that one!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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