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« on: December 28, 2011, 11:12:13 am »

A 75 yr old Rancher from TX. Who went to the Dr. because he got his hand hurt while working with his cattle. They struck up a conversation which eventually got around to the topic of Obama.

The old Rancher said, Well, ya know he is a "Post Turtle"...

Not being familiar with the term, the Dr. asked what is a "Post Turtle" ?

The Rancher said, "when your driving down the road & you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top of it"

The old Rancher still saw the puzzled look on the Dr's face, so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know hat to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, & you wonder what kind of idiot put him up there to begin with"

I got a chuckle out of this & had to share it.
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