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« Reply #20 on: January 02, 2012, 07:19:07 am »

Great story. Glad it all work out.

Oh and I'm sure there were other reasons to throw away those undies other than that little hole.   Wink
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« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2012, 07:48:50 am »

I'm tellin ya cutter it was a heck of a incident. I'm still in the recovering stages of this whole dramatic ordeal. Ya haven't been truly violated until ya have a decent sized pig liftin ya off the ground while his nose is where the sun don't shine. 
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« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2012, 09:13:30 am »

oh chit.... oh goodness.... spilled not dribbled but spilled my coffee all over my lap, thanks caddo that was the best story of the week hands down
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« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2012, 12:45:20 pm »

what a hog and what a story. sounds funny now but im sure at the time you couldnt find a drop of  humor in what was goin on. could have turned into a real night mare.
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« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2012, 01:13:08 pm »

Yeah it sure could have Gary. There ain't been but just a few times I couldn't flip a pig and just so happened the one I was alone with just my two boys I couldn't do it. If I would have had my prison shank I could have saved all the trouble. It is starting to get just a little bit funny now but let me tell ya.. They are just now starting to fall back down out of my throat lol
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« Reply #25 on: January 02, 2012, 04:53:13 pm »

 Cheesy This story gets a thumbs up for being the most entertaining and it has a happy ending. Glad that your clothes was the only thing that got torn up.  Cheesy
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« Reply #26 on: January 02, 2012, 05:39:45 pm »

Cheesy This story gets a thumbs up for being the most entertaining and it has a happy ending. Glad that your clothes was the only thing that got torn up.  Cheesy

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What did you not hear. That man's pride was ripped to shreds as well. Any man that gets worked in front of his own children can't help but look at the ground when they ask him questions.  Shocked
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« Reply #27 on: January 02, 2012, 05:43:39 pm »

I agree Cutter. He may never be the same.
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« Reply #28 on: January 02, 2012, 05:47:26 pm »

Headlamp.........check
knife...............check
hobbles...........check
rape whistle...........dang it!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #29 on: January 02, 2012, 05:59:00 pm »

AHAHAHA HA HA HH AAH H AAH AH A HAH AH AH AH HA AH AH H AH AH AH AH AH A


I BET THEM UNDIES ARE NOT WEARABLE NO MORE FOR THE BROWN STAINS !!!!!!!

HAHAH AAH  HAH A HAHA H AH AAH H H AH AH H AH AHAHAH AH AH AH AHA AH

GREAT STORY MAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #30 on: January 02, 2012, 06:11:14 pm »

Luckily my kids could only hear the ordeal and cutter bay you just made it a little easier to laugh now. I used to be known by those kawabunga kicks I used to do that worked but the size of this guy wouldn't have done any good plus he knocked me down. The only cuts and scratches I have are from the briors that I knew was thr but never felt. But I have recently been violated and would appreciate it if you and everybody else would take it easy on me. I'm still in the recovering stages of my dramatic incident and I have a long ways to go. So if at all possabile and it would be greatly appreciated if nothing was ever said again about my cheerleading of a elk bugle call I did. Lol Thanks in advance, Chase
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« Reply #31 on: January 02, 2012, 06:11:31 pm »

I thought it was pretty funny after I found out that he was ok. It's quite entertaining tho when our 6 year old acts out what happened, he flops on the ground and squeals around then lays there like he passed out, tongue hanging out.. He will always remember that hunt!
As for me, I couldn't resist putting it on ETHD , he would do it to me!
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« Reply #32 on: January 02, 2012, 06:17:49 pm »

I will hafta invest in one of those rape whistles for him Rockin Roo. And do they make undies for men that are kinda like the cut vest for dogs? Just lookin out for you Chase. : )
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« Reply #33 on: January 02, 2012, 06:25:34 pm »

Woman if you don't quit stirring the pot and leave this alone I'm gonna fix ya up real good on this site. Remember I do have the pictures and most of all the stories on you. So even though were setting across the room from each other I can still spill the beans on here.
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« Reply #34 on: January 02, 2012, 06:25:54 pm »

I will hafta invest in one of those rape whistles for him Rockin Roo. And do they make undies for men that are kinda like the cut vest for dogs? Just lookin out for you Chase. : )

I think they have them, but they only come in size XS. I guess they figure if you can fill a normal sized pair out, you probably don't need them.  Wink
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« Reply #35 on: January 02, 2012, 06:53:42 pm »

I thought it was pretty funny after I found out that he was ok. It's quite entertaining tho when our 6 year old acts out what happened, he flops on the ground and squeals around then lays there like he passed out, tongue hanging out.. He will always remember that hunt!
As for me, I couldn't resist putting it on ETHD , he would do it to me!
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im thinkin a youtube video would be nice to see... ya know for best actor award of course
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« Reply #36 on: January 02, 2012, 07:34:17 pm »

Matt,
That may be the best post you've ever made.  Wink
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« Reply #37 on: January 03, 2012, 10:59:00 am »

 Cheesy o my chase that's a funny one there, sure glad lacinda shared this one im still laughing, its to bad you didn't have my blue dog to help Wink
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« Reply #38 on: January 03, 2012, 11:28:42 am »

Good stuff! You lucked out on that one! Ya'll seem to have a great relationship as well. I cant wait till my wife gets hers woods feet... lol!
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« Reply #39 on: January 03, 2012, 11:38:59 am »

YOUR GONNA HAVE TO GET BACK AT YOUR WOMAN CADDO, THAT CANT GO UNCHECKED. POST SOME NEKKID PICS OF HER, THAT OUGHTA DO IT.
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