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Question:  YDP (yellow dog power) kinda like the kkk
anyone selling a ybmc will need to get it approved by ybm - 7 (16.7%)
all members will need to drink some kind of yellow drink - 6 (14.3%)
all breeding of ybmc will stop unless you have a permit - 15 (35.7%)
all members will need to paint black mask on light face dogs - 14 (33.3%)
Total Voters: 42

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« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2012, 11:52:13 pm »

  Yall sound too smart to be president ! We should elect a dumb a$$ and yall could be his behind the scene advisers. Are yall going to push through a mandatory vet care bill ? How do yall feel about abortion shots for ybm gips that accidentally get knocked up by catahoola males ? Should the owner have to pay for them or should they be free ? Should we declare a National Holiday and call it Weatherford Ben Day ? There are a lot of topics to be discussed before election day !
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« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2012, 12:33:09 am »

Just remember...In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.. 



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« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2012, 12:43:59 am »

If you got yella dogs the only use for catahoulas is one on each end of the kennels to keep the fleas off the yella dogs!  Lol Evil
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« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2012, 12:49:44 am »

If you got yella dogs the only use for catahoulas is one on each end of the kennels to keep the fleas off the yella dogs!  Lol Evil

Well put Z. I will grant you pardons from all your taxes this year for that cheerful and uplifting quote.

Consider your hand shook and baby kissed.  Grin
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« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2012, 06:45:46 am »

OK I still not convinced.  What is your platform? What makes you better than the other Yeller dog candidates?  What is your opinion on agenda 21 coming to the yeller dog world?  Are you pro cull or non pro cull? Do you plan on raising the price of yeller dog pups to only line your pockets? Is there anyone on your campaign committee that has any hounds,cats,or black dogs? Have You ever had one of your yeller dogs to have an affair with a hound?
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« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2012, 06:51:56 am »

OK I still not convinced.  What is your platform? What makes you better than the other Yeller dog candidates?  What is your opinion on agenda 21 coming to the yeller dog world?  Are you pro cull or non pro cull? Do you plan on raising the price of yeller dog pups to only line your pockets? Is there anyone on your campaign committee that has any hounds,cats,or black dogs? Have You ever had one of your yeller dogs to have an affair with a hound?

uh oh got a challenge...

YBM dont you turn out to be a post turtle.

now when i send you my app. does that count as a tax exempt?
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« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2012, 09:17:46 am »

1.  No more papers to justify a so called good Yeller dog. KEEP OR CULL.

2.  Prices will be kept reasonable. No more $800 and up on a 6 week old pup. Seriously are they lined with platinum?

3.  Tails.........all I can say is a boat goes in circles without a rudder....Tails people tails..they need em and they want em.

4.  Short and squatty.  Check to make sure it ain't a DUCK. Keep some leggs under the yellers boyz.

5.  My political platform....hmmmmmm..  I AIN'T GOT NO D@#M PLATFORM.  WE TAKING IT BACK TO THA STREET PEOPLE!

6. Unplanned breedings will be handled with lynch mob justice. No court no jury just track the sorry SOB down and make him pay. Yeller gyp will be immediately sent to post rape counciling and the pups will be CULLED or classified Full blood Registered Catahoula and put on the dog trade as finished strike dogs no trial.  Evil

Disclaimer:   The views of YELLOWBLACKMASK are not affiliated or supported by the SPCA, Holy Order of Fraternal Chicken Friers, Mothers of Orphaned Whales, or NALC.


KEEP EM STRAIGHT AND KEEP EM YELLER..........TELL YA MAMAS! !!!
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« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2012, 09:35:59 am »

Ybm there are rumors around about there being a potential cross of one yellow dog by the name of gunner, is there any truth to the rumor  Evil also when will you be announcing your committee?  It is also been rumored that you have even had your wife to Dy her hair blonde, is there any truth to this rumor?
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« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2012, 09:40:33 am »

The Almighty Crow!!!!    Shocked                    TRAITOR!!!!  

He is just like Obama!! He dont even know what color he is!!!!    Afro

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« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2012, 09:45:09 am »

Hell wilbanks I was looking at my messages and it poped up I was trying to figure out who that was FUNNY STUFF THERE I LOVE IT! !!
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« Reply #30 on: February 09, 2012, 09:45:37 am »

Hilarious

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« Reply #31 on: February 09, 2012, 09:47:41 am »

This is how all his litters begin... then he wraps tape around their muzzles and bleaches them out!!!

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« Reply #32 on: February 09, 2012, 10:00:44 am »

WIVES OF ALL MEMBERS SHOULD BLEACH THEIR HAIR AND WEAR BLACK LIPSTICK !
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« Reply #33 on: February 09, 2012, 10:41:30 am »

So political corruption finally rears its ugly head in the form of an inside job from non believers. 

To may faithful followers:

" The first sign of corruption in a society that is alive is that the end justifies the means.
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« Reply #34 on: February 09, 2012, 11:46:04 am »

I'm not sure but it looks like you might be a little politically  swade.   Cheesy
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« Reply #35 on: February 09, 2012, 11:58:24 am »

Here is y'alls potential pres with......TWO BLACK dogs.....what gives??




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« Reply #36 on: February 09, 2012, 12:00:19 pm »





Why's that Ninja got a gun?   Grin
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« Reply #37 on: February 09, 2012, 12:22:16 pm »

Its the only way we could figure out how to get a black dog in a picture with a caught hog it to bring em in after the Yeller dog found it for them. Wink Grin

I always like to try and get along with foreign forms of goverment.
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« Reply #38 on: February 09, 2012, 12:32:04 pm »

Its the only way we could figure out how to get a black dog in a picture with a caught hog it to bring em in after the Yeller dog found it for them. Wink Grin

I always like to try and get along with foreign forms of goverment.

Yeah it's hard to get pictures of those dang black dogs with caught hogs... Only cuz they already rolled off and are running down the rest of the hogs!!! Smiley Smiley
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« Reply #39 on: February 09, 2012, 12:38:59 pm »

Its the only way we could figure out how to get a black dog in a picture with a caught hog it to bring em in after the Yeller dog found it for them. Wink Grin

I always like to try and get along with foreign forms of goverment.

Typical politician.....spin it all you want it is all lies and trickery. Two vs one..the pic don't lie Grin
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