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Question:  YDP (yellow dog power) kinda like the kkk
anyone selling a ybmc will need to get it approved by ybm - 7 (16.7%)
all members will need to drink some kind of yellow drink - 6 (14.3%)
all breeding of ybmc will stop unless you have a permit - 15 (35.7%)
all members will need to paint black mask on light face dogs - 14 (33.3%)
Total Voters: 42

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« Reply #60 on: February 10, 2012, 08:59:32 am »

My proposed cabinet.

Listed in order of support rendered!

1.  VP.....LANCE.  Don't know ya but love tha support. You will be handy in a gun fight.

2.  Treasure...ZANEO... Gotta love that Catahoula joke.  I need somone with a sense of humor handling my money

3.  Secretary of State...M Bennet... Fellow bird of a feather...

4.  Chief of Staff... BAYEDHARDHOGDOGS...You are this far down this list mainly for starting this d@*m post. But I need a coffee maker.  Grin
5.  Foreign Advisors.... MIKE, TSHELLY, JASONMAC.......I want to keep yall at a distance and under full time surveillance and scrutiny.   Wink

5. Litter Abatement Officers.....  BRYANT, STRIKEDOGKENNEL......... Guess what boyzzz.. who wants to be pooper scooper?

6. I will need some female applicants for personal aides.  Send your resume and bikini shot to my Vp for initial screening.
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« Reply #61 on: February 10, 2012, 09:53:40 am »

kinda dissapointed, i thought i was the personal cook or somethin laugh
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« Reply #62 on: February 10, 2012, 10:16:12 am »

Myles here is the first 3 applicants you received!!!!!! Evil   Atleast you will have a few hiding spots...









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« Reply #63 on: February 10, 2012, 10:29:36 am »

LMFAO!!!!!!!

What the h#*l Jasonmac. You are supposed to be overseas advising something.

SCHitemhard you can be utilized as my seal team 6 operative. Slowly and quietly I need you to start taking out all these felonious accusers. Evil
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« Reply #64 on: February 10, 2012, 10:33:57 am »

  SEND THOSE BIKINI SHOTS IN THE FORM OF SCRATCH AND SNIFF STICKERS ! THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN GETTING TO EMBEZEL FUNDS AS TREASURER !
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« Reply #65 on: February 10, 2012, 10:55:34 am »

SCHitemhard, I see that your ol lady gave Jasonmac her application... I know she makes some awesome looking cookies, but DANG!!!

Tell her to either try sharing them once in a while or try some low fat recipes...   Evil  Lips Sealed  Tongue               




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« Reply #66 on: February 10, 2012, 11:13:36 am »

Boys I don't think I have ever laugh so much on here this is some funny $hit , and to my new boss wtf chief of staff I thought I could be atleast the dog feeder  Huh? But hell still better then Popper scooper lol lmao  laugh
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« Reply #67 on: February 10, 2012, 11:25:58 am »

18 TO 80, BLIND, CRIPPLED, OR CRAZY. SHORT, TALL, OR " WALL TO WALL". I MUST ADMIT I LOVE THEM ALL !!!!! Shocked

SHE LOOKS LIKE ALL OF US HUGGING BUT SHES GOT A REAL PRETTY FACE !!! Kiss
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« Reply #68 on: February 10, 2012, 11:48:57 am »

ybm id like to ground ol gunther over there....

ill make sure them ears cant fly no more
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« Reply #69 on: February 10, 2012, 12:40:35 pm »

ybm id like to ground ol gunther over there....

ill make sure them ears cant fly no more

 Grin  Dont go getting your ol ladys panties in a wad...  They are perfectly good bed sheets!!!  laugh  Tongue


And by the looks of his other personal aids, he wont need you for a cook... more like a jenny craig consultant...  Shocked
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« Reply #70 on: February 10, 2012, 12:51:26 pm »

SC don't worry about Gunther. I went ahead and posted an action shot of him and his girl for her application



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They said the honeymoon was going great til she hopped up there and tried to hit him with ol swivel hips then her knees gave out and he was trapped for a couple hours.... Poor guy... glad to see you made a full recovery though buddy. Grin Cheesy
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« Reply #71 on: February 10, 2012, 12:58:46 pm »

Thanks J. Prince!!!   They said i was clinically dead by the time they got a crane in there to get her off me...

But luckily the harness broke as they lifted her up, and i guess the pressure from her landing on my chest got my ticker going again...


But you gotta admit... she has some sexy thighs!!!  Kiss
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« Reply #72 on: February 10, 2012, 01:08:00 pm »

Gawd!!! That looks like a hippo with a giraffe up its culo!!
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« Reply #73 on: February 10, 2012, 01:11:38 pm »

Gawd!!! That looks like a hippo with a giraffe up its culo!!

You watch your mouth buddy!!!!   Angry  Cry           Cheesy  Cheesy

Hippo chiting a giraffe...  Shocked
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« Reply #74 on: February 10, 2012, 01:26:53 pm »

I wanna know what kind of diplomatic immunity will be awarded to any line of non YBM dogs that finds and catches it's on hogs. Also will this be in the form of yellow paint so they look good catching hogs or will they be allowed to die the roots?
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« Reply #75 on: February 10, 2012, 08:06:53 pm »

OMG. J.PRINCE....Is that a whale eating a tic-tac?

I appreciate the color scheme. YELLER drawers,  YELLER bed sheet and a BLACK bra.  You nearly had me sold.

Mark,

Absolutely no blondes out of a bottle are allowed. Keep em all natural. 
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« Reply #76 on: February 10, 2012, 09:08:18 pm »

OMG. J.PRINCE....Is that a whale eating a tic-tac?

I appreciate the color scheme. YELLER drawers,  YELLER bed sheet and a BLACK bra.  You nearly had me sold.

Mark,

Absolutely no blondes out of a bottle are allowed. Keep em all natural. 

Shes all Natural actually too NATURAL!!
One of monty's lady friends sent this to me, said she will do whatever it takes to apply for a position, ANY positon!  Cheesy
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« Reply #77 on: February 10, 2012, 09:10:00 pm »

she had me drooling so much i forgot to share her pic
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« Reply #78 on: February 10, 2012, 09:45:42 pm »

This just in it has been rumored that monty has houlas at his residence meeting called to all committee members by the chief of staff , saying that if the accounts about Mister Bennett are correct he will need to stand down from his cabinet seat.  Shocked and be labeled as a posser. Jk with you Monty  Evil
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« Reply #79 on: February 10, 2012, 10:35:27 pm »

Is it the same selection "culling" process for the yeller black mouth dogs as it is for the office aides?

 
But hell still better then Popper scooper lol lmao  laugh
I'd rather be outside with pooper scooper than inside with the office aides.
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