yall have to read this

[Dexter]

 I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted
> > to be when she
> > grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day.
> > Both of her parents,
> > liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her,
> > 'If you were
> > President what would be the first thing you would do?'
> > She replied, 'I'd
> > give food and houses to all the homeless people.'
> >
> > 
> >
> > Her parents beamed. 'Wow... what a worthy goal.' I
> > told her, 'But you don't
> > have to wait until you're President to do that. You can
> > come over to my
> > house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and
> > I'll pay you $50.
> > Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the
> > homeless guy hangs
> > out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a
> > new house.' She
> > thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me
> > straight in the eye
> > and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over
> > and do the work, and you
> > can just pay him the $50?' I said, 'Welcome to the
> > Republican Party.'
> >
> > 
> >
> > Her parents still aren't speaking to me
my momma sent this to me i hope yall enjoyed it

[jdt]

that says alot !!

[grunterhunter8]

Ha that's a good one.

[cward]

That's Right!!!!!!!!

[HogzgoneWild]

i don't care who you are, thats funny right there... 

[pig snatcher]

That was good.

[mradel]

thats about right LOL   

[Txhoghunter]

Amen...still waiting on my Obama check so i can buy a Garmin