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« on: March 08, 2012, 07:14:07 pm » |
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Yeller Dog Breeders Beware, You had better build tops on your dog pens. Those dang crows will fly in when you ain't looking and violate your female dogs. I don't know how this happened. I followed the instructions in the manual issued by the Straight Yeller Club. I've been feeding the yeller dog breeder pellets and I've put the lemonade in their drinking water. YBM I need help. Is there any kind of a pill I can give these pups to reverse the color, or any solution I can dip them into? Mike, did you or Tshelly spray something on my dog feed during the Blake Granberry competition?  |
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They can run but they can't hide.
Don't breed 'em to buy dog food, breed 'em to carry on the legacy.
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Black Hog 69
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« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2012, 07:15:13 pm » |
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LOL
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If ya cant catchem alive leave em alone !!!!!!!!
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2Kranch
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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2012, 07:18:27 pm » |
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if you want to cul them give me a call il help you out looks like ol simon.
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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2012, 07:23:09 pm » |
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Maybe I added too much water to the Make 'Em Yeller Concentrate.
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They can run but they can't hide.
Don't breed 'em to buy dog food, breed 'em to carry on the legacy.
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Mike
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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2012, 07:30:41 pm » |
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Ha ha ha... I've been telling Myles I was gonna sneak up there get yall's dogs bred when y'all were away.
Looks like it worked!!!
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YELLOWBLACKMASK
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« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2012, 07:39:08 pm » |
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Yep its what I feared. You been messin with them dang red dogs and look what happened. Uggggggghhhhhhhh. OK turn to page 72 in the Yellerdog manual. It will give you guidance on what to do during times of Crowage. I have lived my life clean without filth for many years so I am a lil rusty what type of supplies the manual will call for. But if I remember correctly you will probably need a claw hammer, sack of lyme and a shovel!  Then you will have to go to page 84 for the directions on post Crowage. It consists of pen bleaching, vendictive head hunting for the father and counciling for the female. When they are all a bad memory call me...........WE NEED TO HAVE SOME REAL TALK!  |
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Mike
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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2012, 07:42:38 pm » |
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Don't panic Myles... they're just throwbacks to the good dogs all them yella ones came from!!!
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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2012, 07:45:05 pm » |
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my granny had an old 22 she used for crows in her pear trees il dig it outa the safe for you
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« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2012, 07:45:30 pm » |
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now thats a good lookin yeller dog litter  congrats  |
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« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2012, 09:31:27 pm » |
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I've been re-reading the manual and I realize I skipped some steps. 1) only feed the Old Yeller Brand dog food the full length of the gestation period and 2) make sure the gyp hears the Yellow Rose of Texas song at least once a week.
Does this mean that my yearly membership dues go up in price?
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They can run but they can't hide.
Don't breed 'em to buy dog food, breed 'em to carry on the legacy.
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YELLOWBLACKMASK
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« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2012, 10:11:56 pm » |
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I've been re-reading the manual and I realize I skipped some steps. 1) only feed the Old Yeller Brand dog food the full length of the gestation period and 2) make sure the gyp hears the Yellow Rose of Texas song at least once a week.
Does this mean that my yearly membership dues go up in price?
It means your back on YBMC probation and will be scrutinized heavily until your dedication to perfection is reenergized. If I find a shred of internal camo cooruption in your soul you will be tied down and water boarded until you bleed YELLER. |
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Bar W
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« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2012, 10:25:24 pm » |
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Oh man corruption in the yellow dog camp. Y'all better start a full inquiry right away.
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Yelladogwreckincrew
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« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2012, 10:39:32 pm » |
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Heck just put some masking tape around the muzzles, apply two to three coats of yellow krylon, and let sit over night in dry dehumidified environment.
Then delete an evidence that says different
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curr dogs and caught hogs
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YELLOWBLACKMASK
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« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2012, 10:43:56 pm » |
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Betrayal can only happen when you love the item Betrayed. WE WANNA SEE THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATE! Mamma said they were from Hawaii and seeking re-election.  We are gonna bring him back round folks no worries. |
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Lance
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« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2012, 10:49:54 pm » |
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OMG ! WTH ! Watch Blazing Saddles, It might help. You need to pull a number six on them !
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A scared dog dont get no meat !
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bayed hard hog dogs
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« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2012, 11:00:09 pm » |
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Well chance old buddy It has been said once you go black you'll never go back lol hope thay work for you bro. Thay do look like Simon and toby lol |
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Keep um bayed hard tell the bulldogs hit Okie style!!!
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TShelly
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« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2012, 08:18:54 am » |
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Finally a post with some good taste!!  I love it when someone eats crow ahaha So what's the real story on those little black beauties |
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Get ahead dog!
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Lance
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« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2012, 08:53:49 am » |
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A scared dog dont get no meat !
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« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2012, 09:32:47 am » |
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I smell fear in the yella doggers.
Waylon
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