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« on: March 21, 2012, 07:03:07 am » |
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?' Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around and around gently.
Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was
wonderful, but listen very, very closely.....
' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s-back ?'
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"If it is againts the law for a man to fend for himself--- then outlaw I am"
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Miller Lite
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« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2012, 07:45:51 am » |
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haha thats pretty funny
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Can you skin griz. pilgrim
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RyanTBH
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« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2012, 08:15:59 am » |
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LMAO! That's a good joke to start the morning off right! Never heard that one before... Thanks!
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Do work, make chit happen, and never stop moving forward.
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trappertb
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« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2012, 08:33:06 am » |
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Want to read some fun stuff go to texashuntforum.com then go down to "tall tales and yarns"
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spazhogdog
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« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2012, 07:40:01 pm » |
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That was pretty good  |
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Gods gifts grandkids and puppies
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