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« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2012, 11:22:49 pm » |
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well in jr my buddies days friend was talkin how big an tough he was so , while they were all drinking an such we took a coon we had in a live trap an put it in his truck , well its about a mile from my buddies house to the gate at the road , so we sat an waited till he left , i guess the coon was under the seat because half way to the gate we see the truck turn an start going out through the feild lol he had bailed out an the truck was just driveing till it hit a ditch an stoped it was pretty funny , we went out there tellin him we thought you were tough ? it was just a baby coon haha , it really was a big mean one about 20 pounds
that was pretty fun to bad we didnt have a camera inside the cab
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« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2012, 11:41:19 pm » |
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tstc waco automotive last semester. How bout you.
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curr dogs and caught hogs
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« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2012, 12:26:22 am » |
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my father in law has a real weak stomach. awhile back he was at a friends house & the friend kept sayin somebody musta stepped in dog crap cause he could smell it. finally the guy looks down & has a big brown glob on the side of his boot. he reaches down & whipes some off with his finger, licks it off & says "yep, there it is." (he had put peanut butter on his boot) my father in law barely made it out the door before he puked for 10 minutes
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« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2012, 12:54:47 am » |
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HAHA. Good one I had a guy send a dog hauler up here to pick up a bulldog. The hauler called told me where he was in Nc, and I understood him to say he way. It was about an hr and a half trip. Well after 3 hrs I got concerned, and started making phone call. The dog hauler didnt answer, so I called my buddy and asked if he had heard from him? No. This was like 11:00pm. Finally the dog hauler calls and is lost somewhere in Nc. After about 30 min on the phone, I get him back on track, but still 1 1/2 away. But finally shows, and picks the dog up. My buddy txt me the next day (hes wanting this dog like, yesterday) and asks, did he ever show up? Hehe I txt him back and said, never did show.  Before I could txt him back and tell him different, he done called and cussed the dog hauler. And left dirty voicemails. |
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« Reply #24 on: March 26, 2012, 04:56:25 am » |
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HAHA. Good one I had a guy send a dog hauler up here to pick up a bulldog. The hauler called told me where he was in Nc, and I understood him to say he way. It was about an hr and a half trip. Well after 3 hrs I got concerned, and started making phone call. The dog hauler didnt answer, so I called my buddy and asked if he had heard from him? No. This was like 11:00pm. Finally the dog hauler calls and is lost somewhere in Nc. After about 30 min on the phone, I get him back on track, but still 1 1/2 away. But finally shows, and picks the dog up. My buddy txt me the next day (hes wanting this dog like, yesterday) and asks, did he ever show up? Hehe I txt him back and said, never did show. Before I could txt him back and tell him different, he done called and cussed the dog hauler. And left dirty voicemails. lol as it turns out them haulers needed a good cussin anyhow |
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« Reply #26 on: March 26, 2012, 06:16:55 am » |
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HAHA. Good one I had a guy send a dog hauler up here to pick up a bulldog. The hauler called told me where he was in Nc, and I understood him to say he way. It was about an hr and a half trip. Well after 3 hrs I got concerned, and started making phone call. The dog hauler didnt answer, so I called my buddy and asked if he had heard from him? No. This was like 11:00pm. Finally the dog hauler calls and is lost somewhere in Nc. After about 30 min on the phone, I get him back on track, but still 1 1/2 away. But finally shows, and picks the dog up. My buddy txt me the next day (hes wanting this dog like, yesterday) and asks, did he ever show up? Hehe I txt him back and said, never did show. Before I could txt him back and tell him different, he done called and cussed the dog hauler. And left dirty voicemails. Oops!  |
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« Reply #27 on: March 26, 2012, 06:49:59 am » |
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I put a fake rat in a cofee can a few times. It seemed to help wake a couple people up a litle faster.
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« Reply #28 on: March 26, 2012, 08:47:58 am » |
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When I was in college there was a big group of us guys that was always messing with each other...pulling pranks and stuff. One of the best was we broke into their house one day and cut the label off every can good in the pantry. We put a garage sale ad in the paper one time listing all kids of stuff everyone would want. They had people banging on the door at 6:00 that Saturday morning. They had a half load of topsoil dumped in our driveway one time...that sucked!
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« Reply #29 on: March 26, 2012, 10:45:52 am » |
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When I was in college there was a big group of us guys that was always messing with each other...pulling pranks and stuff. One of the best was we broke into their house one day and cut the label off every can good in the pantry. We put a garage sale ad in the paper one time listing all kids of stuff everyone would want. They had people banging on the door at 6:00 that Saturday morning. They had a half load of topsoil dumped in our driveway one time...that sucked!
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« Reply #30 on: March 26, 2012, 11:19:37 am » |
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This isnt quite a joke cause it happend by accident but overall was pretty funny. We were traping pigs like crazy at my ol mans job one time. For like 2 weeks the trap door would get shut twice a day from pigs. We had a spot to put the pigs so one morning we go and get one out of the trap decent 100+ and the only rope we had was nylon so my budy hand it to me so i get the loopin and twistin and tie the hog down good. So we throw em in the bed and tie em up to the hooks and were done. So were drivin to take to our other spot and as we are goin trought the middle of freaking town at a stoplight this hog wiggles his way out of the rope and from the rearview mirror u see a black object jump from out the back of the truck. Now his back legs are still tied. So we accidently drag him for about 15yds til we got to stop. Not to mention there was cars behind honkin like crazy to let us know we are dragin it. So as we stop and get out he shook the back legs loose and made a run for it into a small neighborhood so we drove off asap Im guessin this is one way subdivisions and neighborhoods get overpopulated with hogs as well lol
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« Reply #31 on: March 26, 2012, 11:30:49 am » |
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Corn holes,football field, 12 shoats, and the niggt b4 home coming...
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« Reply #32 on: March 26, 2012, 05:01:57 pm » |
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Some folks down the road from the house had a donkey that was constantly loose, and kept coming in my yard. I got tired of it one day and when me and a buddy got done working some cows we ran him into the pens. I took a hot pink paint stick and gave him glasses and lipstick and hearts on his butt and lightning down his back and a guys phone number down both sides, then ran him down the road. I don't think that guy considers me his friend any more, but we still laugh about it. Word got out and people still ask him about his donkey!
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« Reply #33 on: March 26, 2012, 05:58:55 pm » |
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11 years and still won't say who when or why but someone I know  went to a friends golf course subdivision and caught 6 mean nasty geese and then delivered them live to a high end grocery store on a Sunday afternoon. waltzed right in the front door with a honking blanket walked twenty or thirty feet and threw the blanket open and ran. |
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« Reply #34 on: March 26, 2012, 08:26:13 pm » |
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Im loving this thread! I knew with this crowd, there had to be some doozies out there. Keep'em coming.
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« Reply #35 on: March 26, 2012, 09:44:19 pm » |
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If things ever line up right. and your driving and have a sleeping passenger and are fortunate enough to get up behind a semi being towed. Ease up close behind hit the brakes and scream as loud as you can.I've seen it and it was great.
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« Reply #36 on: March 26, 2012, 10:10:05 pm » |
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Me and a buddy caught some cows for a guy. Most of them were 1/2 Jersey and 1/2 Bramah. One cow was especially bad and looked more Jersey than Bramah, she didnt even run from the horses and dogs, she came to us. I just pitched a rope on her as she was trying to hook my horse. Before we untied her and loaded her in the trailer we put an old horse halter on her and then we hauled them to the sale in Groesbeck. I can just imagine the surprise of the person who bought her as a gentle milk cow to raise bottle calves on.
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« Reply #37 on: March 26, 2012, 10:34:10 pm » |
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When I worked for the city street dept. we had a guy who was real hard to deal with most days, we found out he was extremely scared of dead bodies and when he went to mow the cemetary with us he always made an excuse to leave and go back into the shop for something. We live in a small town so we had to run the backhoe and dig graves for city as well and some times even help get the caskets in the ground, anyway we ended up with a cheap fiberglass casket some how and took it to the city barn early before work hours and had a man hide in it. My boss called this guy and said he was sick and was leaving this guy in charge for the day and to be sure and get this casket buried as it had been flown in from out of state and we couldn't have a body sitting in our shop. This guy called me to brag about being left in charge because I usually was and wanted me to help him get this job done quickly and to meet him at our shop asap. We walked into the shop together and he was obviously getting nervous and didn't want to load it in the van to haul it out to the cemetary, I told him I wasn't gonna do it alone and he inched his way to it, when the time was right i tapped on the coffin and the 3rd guy popped out. He left there and tore out of the drive way and called our boss saying I had removed the " flown in body " and had some one scare him and now he wasn't feeling well and would need off until he got better. We had a good time laughing about it for days after that
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« Reply #38 on: March 26, 2012, 11:19:50 pm » |
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When I worked for the city street dept. we had a guy who was real hard to deal with most days, we found out he was extremely scared of dead bodies and when he went to mow the cemetary with us he always made an excuse to leave and go back into the shop for something. We live in a small town so we had to run the backhoe and dig graves for city as well and some times even help get the caskets in the ground, anyway we ended up with a cheap fiberglass casket some how and took it to the city barn early before work hours and had a man hide in it. My boss called this guy and said he was sick and was leaving this guy in charge for the day and to be sure and get this casket buried as it had been flown in from out of state and we couldn't have a body sitting in our shop. This guy called me to brag about being left in charge because I usually was and wanted me to help him get this job done quickly and to meet him at our shop asap. We walked into the shop together and he was obviously getting nervous and didn't want to load it in the van to haul it out to the cemetary, I told him I wasn't gonna do it alone and he inched his way to it, when the time was right i tapped on the coffin and the 3rd guy popped out. He left there and tore out of the drive way and called our boss saying I had removed the " flown in body " and had some one scare him and now he wasn't feeling well and would need off until he got better. We had a good time laughing about it for days after that
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« Reply #39 on: March 26, 2012, 11:25:47 pm » |
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A buddy of mine passed out in the tractor and we put round bails as close to the tractor as we could get. Then tied the door shut,
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