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« on: June 23, 2012, 02:29:36 pm » |
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You might be a hog hunter if you wouldn't drive six hours for your sisters wedding but you would drive 8 hours to go hog hunting.
You might be a hog hunter if your ringtone is a pig squeal.
You might be a hog hunter if you have framed pictures of your dogs next to the pictures of your family.
You might be a hog hunter if your idea of a great Saturday night is walking through chigger and snake infested Woods to catch a few hogs.
You might be a hog hunter if you've ever used your boot laces to tie a hog because you forgot the hobbles.
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Have patience, put forth the effort into training, and watch the fruits of your labor stop squealing monsters in their tracks. No greater satisfaction than that.
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« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2012, 11:45:10 pm » |
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Lmao I fit all but the driving part that is funny
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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2012, 11:48:14 pm » |
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1 check 2 it was at first but it got annoying 3 check 4 check 5 check and i walked out barefoot  |
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Matt H
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catchrcall
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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2012, 11:55:14 pm » |
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If you've ever told your kids to load up or get out
If you don't care if you total your crappy old pickup but the dog box in the back better be ok
If you have more dog pictures on your phone than kid pictures
If you hang three hundred dollars worth of equipment on a dog you got for free
If you have a vet on speed dial but not your parents
If your vet sends you christmas cards
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LONESTAR WORKING DOG ASSOCIATION www.lswda.orgDiplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock- Will Rogers |
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seokiehogcatcher
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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2012, 02:37:40 pm » |
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If you've ever told your kids to load up or get out
If you don't care if you total your crappy old pickup but the dog box in the back better be ok
If you have more dog pictures on your phone than kid pictures
If you hang three hundred dollars worth of equipment on a dog you got for free
If you have a vet on speed dial but not your parents
If your vet sends you christmas cards
Check to all lol some people call it crazy but I call it a lifestyle if you don't like it then don't do it if you don't know how to live without it then happy hunting n good health to you and your dogs.
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Have patience, put forth the effort into training, and watch the fruits of your labor stop squealing monsters in their tracks. No greater satisfaction than that.
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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2012, 03:24:04 pm » |
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i left half way threw my brother in laws wedding to go pig hunting the dumb ass got married the same day as the opening of the pines
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djhogdogger
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2012, 03:48:28 pm » |
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If you've ever gone to the woods to cut some fire wood but cant get anything done because you get distracted by a big hog track.
If you have more pictures of caught hogs on your phone than pictures of family members.
If your dog food bill is the highest bill for the month.
If your friends dont see much of you unless they enjoy hog hunting as much as you do.
If every conversation starts out with " Man you should have seen the one we got on the other day."
If you judge a mans wealth by how many acres he has to hunt.
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seokiehogcatcher
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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2012, 10:10:27 pm » |
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These are cracking me up always need a good pick me up after having to take my kids back to the exwife.
If you've ever went hunting till 3 am just to wake up at 5 am and go to work the next day.
If you've ever taken out a loan to pay vet bill to save your best dog.
If your fb uploads are pics of your dogs n hogs you've caught.
If you've been on the way to work and stopped and called in because you saw a herd of hogs cross road and just had to catch them.
If next to your photo albums of family you have a photo album of your dogs and hogs caught.
If your daily chores includes working your dogs, feeding dogs, and feeding trainer pigs.
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Have patience, put forth the effort into training, and watch the fruits of your labor stop squealing monsters in their tracks. No greater satisfaction than that.
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justincorbell
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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2012, 12:28:39 am » |
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If you've ever lost a job Due to not even being out of the woods much less in clean clothes and on the jobsite in time!
"the sun is shining somewhere in texas" -Jason Boland
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"stupids in the water these days, they're gonna drink it anyway." - Chris Knight
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djhogdogger
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2012, 09:29:17 am » |
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If Easttexashogdoggers is at the top of your favorites list on your computer!  If your friends and family want to have an intervention for your dog hoarding. If clip leads and hobbles are at the top of your christmas wish list. If you dread the start of deer season and cant wait for it to be over. If you've ever done a u turn in the middle of lake houston bridge because you were on your way to go grocery shopping and your husband called and said his cousin just called and invited yall to make a hunt NOW! Ok, maybe this one is just me. |
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seokiehogcatcher
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Besides the Houston part that last one applies to my girl friend too. She went to by supplies for a pig pen and found us new land to hunt. Don't find women like that every day.
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Have patience, put forth the effort into training, and watch the fruits of your labor stop squealing monsters in their tracks. No greater satisfaction than that.
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If u have ever put a tied hog in backseat of your truck just so dogs wont raise hell goin down the road
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I go where the dogs go!
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If u have ever put a tied hog in backseat of your truck just so dogs wont raise hell goin down the road
now that is a hog hunter there  |
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If u have ever put a tied hog in backseat of your truck just so dogs wont raise hell goin down the road
now that is a hog hunter there This one also applies to "You might be a redneck if..."  |
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Lol! Redneck indeed! I have done it many times too not with big hogs just lil 50lb puppy starters. Onr time i caught shoat and didnt tie him and just threw him in backseat of truck and forgot he was back ther then he put his hooves on the middle console and looked up at me! Lol then he jumped in passenger seat . All doin about 65mph.
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I go where the dogs go!
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Lol! Redneck indeed! I have done it many times too not with big hogs just lil 50lb puppy starters. Onr time i caught shoat and didnt tie him and just threw him in backseat of truck and forgot he was back ther then he put his hooves on the middle console and looked up at me! Lol then he jumped in passenger seat . All doin about 65mph.
Hahahaha, I bet that was a sight. A 50lb hog isn't real big but they can still do some damage and aint scared of anything. |
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Purebredcolt let me put one in the floorboard one time just so it wouldnt get tore up so i could use it lol ive never been so nervous it was a long ride home lol |
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if all your modes of transportation are modified to hold dogs
if you have ever paid more for a dog than your vehicle (not me but some do)
if you have ever yelled at / talked dogs in your sleep (my buddy)
If your cut kit doubles as an "at home" first aid kit
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We'll all be equal under the grass, God's got a heaven for country trash
"The problems we face today are there because the people who work
for a living are now outnumbered by those who vote for a living."
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If you go hunting the night of your girlfriends birthday with her brother. Still hear about that one every time i go after almost two years now
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Seth Gillespie
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If u have ever put a tied hog in backseat of your truck just so dogs wont raise hell goin down the road
The hogs are to nasty, but the dogs hav ridden in the cab while the hog was in the bed |
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Why should I trade one tyrant three thousand miles away for three thousand tyrants one mile away? An elected legislature can trample a man's rights as easily as a king can!
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