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« on: August 12, 2012, 01:20:59 pm » |
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I saw this story on facebook and loved it.
Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied... "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed with pride! "Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that!" I told her. "What do you mean?" she replied. So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out and give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house." She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her parents aren't speaking to me anymore.
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A television can insult your intelligence but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
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Lance
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« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2012, 01:24:08 pm » |
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Thats a good one Ms. D.
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A scared dog dont get no meat !
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Lacy man
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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2012, 02:02:39 pm » |
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Lmao! That's what I m talkin albeit
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firemedic
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« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2012, 02:02:48 pm » |
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I read that too Dinah, but somewhere else,.....I'm bettin' that this absolutely makes the liberals cringe to read it......I love it.
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It's easy to judge the character of a man,....by how he treats those that can do nothing for him.
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Lacy man
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« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2012, 02:03:18 pm » |
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About! Damn autocorrect I phones makes me wanna break this damn thing
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Amokabs
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« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2012, 02:26:47 pm » |
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Lacy, go into settings and turn autocorrect off.
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Lacy man
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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2012, 03:01:23 pm » |
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Lacy, go into settings and turn autocorrect off.
Dang you can do that!? Thanks bud |
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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2012, 03:07:15 pm » |
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That is a good one
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Gods gifts grandkids and puppies
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« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2012, 03:18:27 pm » |
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Very good one
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GOIN AFTER THE BIG ONE "COME ON"
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