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« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2012, 10:11:32 am » |
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Just the stupidity of youth. Nothing more.
Now I left out the most embarrassing part. I had a front tooth that was false. It was the old clip in style. Anyway, when I woke up ... it was missing. Never found it. So for 3 or 4 days I skied, ate meals, etc. with a big freakin gap in my grill. I tried to just keep my lips closed. Didn't want to actually speak to anyone and show my teeth ... or lack thereof.
Like I said, not something I am proud of when I look back.
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« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2012, 10:13:13 am » |
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How come ya'll all want to go back to work when you get drunk? LOL
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« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2012, 01:18:04 pm » |
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About 20 feet up in a tree. Its was around 3 in the morning, nobody would leave me alone to sleep, so I found an oak tree and fell asleep!
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« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2012, 03:16:26 pm » |
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at my buddies grandmas house. come to find out he was a good friend and didnt want to leave me at the party. he had not been drinkin told me that i told him not to leave me by myself haha
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« Reply #25 on: August 14, 2012, 03:53:01 pm » |
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got drunk one night and instead of going home i just went to my exwifes house and tried to crawl in bed and all i remeber i woke up on her couch. dam that light beer.
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« Reply #26 on: August 14, 2012, 04:32:00 pm » |
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long time ago, friend of mine asked me to go to a party down on the river with him, he said he would drive. got to the party that was baisically a campsite on the river. after a while i was ready to go home, but he was in the back of his truck with some girl, everybody had gone to bed in thier tents/trucks/campers so i helped myself to the open coolers, got drunk and tired and went to sleep in somebody elses truck bed. apparently the owner of that truck didnt notice i was in it and drove off, because when i woke up in the morning i was laying down in the bed of that truck and looking directly up at a tall deck to a house with a whole family leaning over the rail of the deck wondering who i was. while i was looking up with the hot summer sun beaming down on me i noticed that i was surrounded by fur, and apparently 5 or 6 smelly/dirty yard dogs had jumped in the bed of the truck with me and decided to take a nap with me. in the end it all worked out and i ate breakfast with the truck owners family on the tailgate.
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« Reply #27 on: August 14, 2012, 04:56:27 pm » |
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How come ya'll all want to go back to work when you get drunk? LOL
Well in my case it was so I was not late to work the next day. |
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« Reply #28 on: August 14, 2012, 05:26:20 pm » |
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How come ya'll all want to go back to work when you get drunk? LOL
Well in my case it was so I was not late to work the next day. I've done that on more than one occasion! Lmao! Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk 2 |
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« Reply #29 on: August 14, 2012, 05:26:31 pm » |
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In a buddies truck on a dirtroad by osu he was sober n ran out of gas so I locked truck n passed out while he went to store. Woke up to a cop.. stepped out like he asked n the he said public intox.... not a good night. Damn jim beam.
Woke up with my buddy n his wife in a diff town at a lake n had no idea how I got there n was a bad idea to try to walk home before my wife called me lol
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« Reply #30 on: August 14, 2012, 05:37:09 pm » |
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Sliding around on the back of MBennetts dog box half drunk, half asleep damn near fell off if it hadnt been for a buddy that grabbed me!........ Wrapped around a toilet a time or two half naked.... In the bed of my pickup in a random coastal field with no fence 2 hours from home...... Then I got mad at PR's in Cowtown one night about something I cant even remember so my drunk ass though I should just go to the truck before things got outta control and I dropped the tailgate in the lot behind Coopers and drank beer by myself until I passed out and my friends woke me up and had beer spilt from the last can and just curled up in a ball still on the tailgate. I do believe alcohol was involved in all of the above.
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« Reply #31 on: August 14, 2012, 06:27:16 pm » |
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Sliding around on the back of MBennetts dog box half drunk, half asleep damn near fell off if it hadnt been for a buddy that grabbed me!........ Wrapped around a toilet a time or two half naked.... In the bed of my pickup in a random coastal field with no fence 2 hours from home...... Then I got mad at PR's in Cowtown one night about something I cant even remember so my drunk ass though I should just go to the truck before things got outta control and I dropped the tailgate in the lot behind Coopers and drank beer by myself until I passed out and my friends woke me up and had beer spilt from the last can and just curled up in a ball still on the tailgate. I do believe alcohol was involved in all of the above.
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« Reply #32 on: August 14, 2012, 09:26:54 pm » |
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I never was a drink till I pass out type of guy but here are a few short ones that I was involved with. Got married, had to rent a tux and shoes. My wife's brother threw the after party and had ever clear there. I woke up the next morning in bed alone. Went to put my shoes on to find the wife... My shoes were filled with that nights supper and the Ol lady was wrapped around the toilet. I hit the shoes with the water hose and dropped them off that day. Back in 05 Went out riding bikes at the dunes near Forrest hill LA... Did a few things I shouldn't have. at about 10:00pm we were the only ones there. The owner told us to go ride. Went riding, did a few more things I shouldn't have then jumped in the truck with ac cuz it was HOT! My cooling off turned into a 8 hr snooze. I woke up freezing and 1/2 a tank burned. Went again a few months later to ride the Homochitta river in MS. We were all drunk and ex brother in law is a angry drunk and called those MS boys every "white trash" derogatory... They commenced to whooping him black and blue we threw a few ppl off and they would grab my brother and I, pull is off and commence to whooping him again... lol nicest fight I have ever been in. Fell asleep in the back bed waiting till morning to ride and woke up in my driveway at 4am Same ex bro in law in 06... A group went tubing in Osyka down the bogachitta (sp) I woke up at the end of the trip down river with the wife force feeding me water And a sammich saying I dry heeved the whole 3 hr float. Dont drink jack anymore. When I come too ex bro in law was about to be smashed with a tire iron for the same thing, but this time he was trash talking a dudes chick, that will sober you up quick. Glad he is gone. A buddy and I was going out one might when the Ol lady left me. His exact words before we left " we're gonna get you a record tonight". We were at the 2nd bar for 140am but as he stepped out he hurled then passed out. We left and went the short cut to the interstate, which was the ghetto. I managed to wreck into a parked car  ... Tore the front wheel off the car. After I figured out that I couldn't drive away I started chunking bottles out. And that's when it went south. The ghetto club just let out, and we looked like the last 2 marshmellers left in a cup of hot chocolate. I got hit by a chick, pushed by a few dudes... The HNIC told me I needed to get off of some money to make it out. I jumped up the car with him got $400 out and said I would give it up if the cops leave without handing out a dwi. We got back and my buddy was still out lol. Cops came, dad came, no dwi and I handed over the money. I think my buddy woke up when we got home and got in his parents car. I cut back alot after that and became the baby sitter to other drunks. There is a good story about a bass pro shop, a squirrel hunting trip, a fishing trip to my grandmas on the Tangipihoa. All involving someone I was baby sitting lol |
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« Reply #33 on: August 14, 2012, 10:10:13 pm » |
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Went to bed at 2 with a 10, woke up at 10 with a 2. Never went to bed with an ugly woman, but sure woke up with a few!!
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« Reply #34 on: August 14, 2012, 11:01:58 pm » |
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This was not drinking related.... A year ago i went to the girlfriends house in madisonville to stay for a few days and hunt and rope and we roped all nite the last nite then went hunting the next morning. I was in trouble with her cus i wasnt spending much time with her so I took her to a movie after we went hunting. Tried to get some sleep at the movie but that didnt happen. So by that time when the movie was over i was really pressed for time because i had a ropin in waco to go to that nite. I made it there and was headed home by 1 AM. Get home by 2:30, put the horses up and go home to go to bed.... There is my friends truck in the driveway, and hes in my bed....  ? so for some odd reason i went and got in his back seat and fell asleep cus i havnt slept in two days. When i woke up i was at an Angus sale in Glen Rose.... Said he was at my house to ask me if i would help him at the sale. Then it came back to me what he asked me when i asked what the hell he was doin in my bed. He asked if i would go with him so i got in the truck! |
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« Reply #35 on: August 14, 2012, 11:56:24 pm » |
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well i went to vegas for a friends bachelor party and got drunk and roofied and woke up, the room was trashed, there was a jungle cat in the bathroom and we couldnt find doug.  |
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« Reply #36 on: August 15, 2012, 02:13:20 am » |
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I remember being at a get together on new years eve at one friends house an woke up at six the next morning in the passenger seat of my truck at another buddies house the next morning, eventually found my almost empty bottle of wellers phone and keys in the backyard lol
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« Reply #37 on: August 15, 2012, 07:16:48 am » |
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Sliding around on the back of MBennetts dog box half drunk, half asleep damn near fell off if it hadnt been for a buddy that grabbed me!........ Wrapped around a toilet a time or two half naked.... In the bed of my pickup in a random coastal field with no fence 2 hours from home...... Then I got mad at PR's in Cowtown one night about something I cant even remember so my drunk ass though I should just go to the truck before things got outta control and I dropped the tailgate in the lot behind Coopers and drank beer by myself until I passed out and my friends woke me up and had beer spilt from the last can and just curled up in a ball still on the tailgate. I do believe alcohol was involved in all of the above.
the ol ladies from maypearl and goes on and on and on bout prs can't get her to be quiet bout it most the time It aint my favorite place, but it's ok. I like Cadillacs myself. |
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« Reply #38 on: August 15, 2012, 11:55:09 am » |
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I was tubing the Guadalupe river years back and had drank a few too many and fell asleep or passed out laying on my back in the tube. My buddies watched me for a while and said i went through a couple water falls and rapids and never woke up. Well a ways down the river i woke up to a bunch of screaming people. I realized they are screaming at me. There were probably a hundred people in a circle around me on tubes and rafts. As i come to my senses a guy lands about five feet from be and shoots back out of the water ( bungie jumper ). he scared the chit out of me. I flopped off the tube trying to get away... i just about drowned it scared me so bad i forgot how to swim for a second. This all took place in about ten seconds and was one heck of a rude awakening! There was a good party one night that a bottle of hot damn was consumed solely By yours truely. I had fought about five of my good friends. been jumped by a few not so good buddies four on one style because i had hit one of thier wormy little buddies. Long story short i was hitting anyone who tried to talk to me. Well i guess the bbq pit pissed me off and i broke my hand punching it. A school mate laughed at me so i clocked him in the jaw but this guy didnt go down like the rest i guess??!!?$& i woke up the next morning with a splitting head ache swollen hand and my jaw hurting like hell. As i got up i realized i was on a pile of my friends sisters stuffed animals..... Lets just say those stuffed animals had to be thrown away along with my shorts the last guy had knocked the chit out of me. One night i had a party at my house and had envited a fine fine fine blonde to the party but she said she would come if she could bring these two friends with her. Typical good looking girl with the typical ugly as homemade soap friends. Anyhow tequila was involved this night. Her two friends were probably 300 lbs on the hoof a did i mention how ugly they were? So.... As the story goes i woke up the next morning in my tool shed out back in nothing but my socks. I walk in the house feeling like death and there is my room mate laughing at me with a few of my buddies doing the same. I put some clothes on and went back to hear the story.... I was told i had had my way with both of the ugly girls at one time out in the shed and that they had watched me. I felt sick at my stomach at this point. They were talking about this for what seemed like an hour. A few days latter my buddie asked me why i have been so down lately and i went on to tell him it was because i had messed around with those two skanks. He about fell out laughing and said that was all a lie just to mess with me. I had passed out in my bed and the two girls did come in my room and undressed me but i couldnt perform thank god. Lol he caught them in the act and helped me to the shed for safe keeping. And told the cows i had left with someone... Some friend huh? There are a few other good ones... Needless to say i used to drink some |
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