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« on: September 30, 2012, 06:02:32 pm »

Are you from Alabama???



*----- Here are some ways to know if you're a true Alabamian...


1. You can properly pronounce Arab, AL.

2. You think people who complain about the heat in their states are
sissies.

3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and
look for a funnel.

4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined
by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

5. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.

6. You've seen people wear bib overalls at funerals.

7. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

8. You measure distance in minutes.

9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.

10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.

11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.

12. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their
wedding date.

13. You have known someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your
fist.

14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, beer, and
bait all in the same store.

15. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Chevy Silverado Extended
Bed Crew Cab is.

16. You know everything goes better with Ranch.

17. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.

18. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to
your  friends.

Finally:

19. you are 100% Alabamian if you have ever had this conversation:
"You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr Pepper."
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« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2012, 06:08:51 pm »

19 is as true as they come.  Some people just flat out don't get it  Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2012, 06:12:26 pm »

19 is as true as they come.  Some people just flat out don't get it  Cheesy

You're exactly right BA-IV......heard it all my life.
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« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2012, 06:37:19 pm »

19 is as true as they come.  Some people just flat out don't get it  Cheesy

You're exactly right BA-IV......heard it all my life.
19 is as true as they come.  Some people just flat out don't get it  Cheesy

same here. i ask for a coke, and then next question should be what kind. them northerners just dont get it.
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« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2012, 12:16:49 am »

Hate to admit it but when I read all those I was thinking yeah well what's wrong with that lol. Roll Tide!!
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« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2012, 03:51:11 pm »

i think # 15 should be a F 350 ford super duty  Grin
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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2012, 04:17:08 pm »

#9 is probly the only one that don't apply but I have suggested that people go to a local park that has a beach when their beach vacation was cancelled by a hurricane. So maybe it does apply. Roll Tide....Speaking of.....We had a guy from NYC come in the office the other day on business and during the chit chat conversation somebody said Roll Tide. He asked what that meant. None of us knew what to say at first.
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« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2012, 04:36:44 pm »

Hell, I've never even been to Alabama and they all apply to us, except #19
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« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2012, 08:09:25 pm »

Hell, I've never even been to Alabama and they all apply to us, except #19
Here 19 is true just not #1
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« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2012, 10:22:14 pm »

Marks,.......I too would have been speechless.  Shocked Shocked
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« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2012, 09:59:22 am »

Hell, I've never even been to Alabama and they all apply to us, except #19
Here 19 is true just not #1

Arab has a long A sound.  A-rab

unlike the short A sound like the arabs that wear sheets wrapped around their heads.
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« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2012, 10:06:09 am »

ROLL TIDE!!!  Grin
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« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2012, 10:24:52 am »

We need a sheet head smiley. We have an afro already. If the admins could work on getting one.  Grin Afro
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« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2012, 10:43:02 am »

We need a sheet head smiley. We have an afro already. If the admins could work on getting one.  Grin Afro
lmfao great laugh ALREADY TODAY GOOD STUFF
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