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tuskbuster
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« on: October 29, 2012, 08:11:22 pm » |
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1. You grow poppeys and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim
10. Your cousin is president of the United States .
You may be a Muslim
11. You find this offensive or racist and won't forward it.
You probably are a Muslim
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dodgegirl
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« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2012, 08:38:26 pm » |
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Hahahahahahah I love number 10.  |
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reatj81
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« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2012, 10:19:32 pm » |
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He nailed that one!
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