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jimco
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« on: March 05, 2013, 02:39:02 pm » |
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Cajun Definition of A Few Medical Terms
Artery = The study of paintings
Bacteria = The back door to the cafeteria
Barium = What doctors do when patients die
Benign = What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean
Section = A neighborhood in Rome
Cat Scan = Searching for kitty
Cauterize = Made eye contact with her
Colic = A sheep dog
Dilate = To live long
Enema = Not a friend
Fester = Quicker than someone else
Fibula = A small lie
Impotent = Distinguished,Well known
Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work
Morbid = A higher offer
Nitrates = Rate of pay for working at night
Node = I knew it
Outpatient = A person who has fainted
Pelvis = Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative = A letter carrier
Recovery Room = Place to do upholstery work
Rectum = Nearly killed him
Secretion = Hiding something
Seizure = A Roman Emperor
Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport
Tumor = One, plus one more
Urine = Opposite of you're out
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"Pedigree indicates what the animal should be. Conformation indicates what the animal appears to be. But PERFORMANCE indicates what the animal actually is."
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AnotherRunner
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« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2013, 05:10:47 pm » |
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Haha those were good!
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Catch em, tie em, drag em out!
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