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« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2009, 04:19:47 pm »

Dude, Matt........ are you trying to get us burned at the stake?

Okay, one last request.......

I'm not going to buy pink panties for use in the event that we lose. To do so would only add insult to injury.......

Each of our spouses need to provide said props. I'm sure that each of them have something suitable anyway.

We (the dudes) can provide the aprons for you ladies in event that we somehow pull this thing off.

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« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2009, 04:20:07 pm »

We are doing this on labor day weekend!!!We all know that the women are supossed to be cooking and cleaning on that weekend  that holiday is for the men!!!!But we will let them off just for a day to hunt so we can put them right back in there place barefoot and you no know what else!!!  Tongue I hope my wife don't read this!!!! Undecided  Chance
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« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2009, 04:21:55 pm »

Oh, we are in deep crap!  Embarrassed
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« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2009, 04:22:20 pm »

I have never spent much time in the kitchen.  Ladies, could yall fill us in on what that is like?  Cool

You are playing with fire son!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2009, 04:30:04 pm »

I got pigs for sale  they are in a pen.  If you ain't cheatin you ain't tryin lol
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« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2009, 07:23:06 pm »

WELL Hello Boys!!!! I see that while the cat is away the mice will play!!! In this post I will go ahead and dispose of several problems!
The Most Important Problem:
After I got home today I began to read the brave words of my now deseased husband! I would like to, at this time, go ahead and give the Pink Pantied Barrs a chance to replace Chance. I have administered the appropriate castration techniquies and finished him off painfully and slowly and dug him a hole in the back yard and rolled him off in it. So in light of this I think it is safe to say he will not be able to be a part of your team! Evil  :'( Grin
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Chatty Kathy, AKA Matt, in a previous post ETHHunters blindly defended you and suggested that we man up your nickname by calling you Chatty Matty! Well for anyone who has read your post on this subject today can see that you are a little more that just slightly feminine! Shocked Shocked I mean really do you want some cheese with that wine?! I can't carry my air conditioner, its to hard to drag the hogs out, boo hoo hoo! Hey , us girls don't want you sissying up our group! Shocked Grin Maybe the guys can go ahead and give you them pink panties and you can be there cheerleader!  Grin Grin And also Chatty Kathy don't be so modest you know that you know that kitchen inside and out! Grin Grin All in good fun Matt please don't cry and binge on bon bons! Don't need you to have a reason to complain about how fat the pink panties are going to make you look when us girls win! Grin Grin
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Chris: AKA (to be announced after we see how sorry of a loser he is Sept.4). No need to handicap us if anything you probably should be able to add another real man to the team to pull Matt's weight. lol! I am actually feeling bad for you guys it must be really hard to swallow the fact that ya'll are about to get pummled by a bunch of girls. I bet that is really hard on that male ego! Grin Grin
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Mike/ AKA My hero- I do believe you might be the only smart one in the group that knows not to deny the inevitable outcome of our little hunt. This is where the saying, if you can't beat em' join em', really rings so true. We shall see how many more of these guys jump ship at the last minute just from the fear of losing. I am so glad to have a "real man" on our team! Wink
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Steve,  True Blue really seems to have you in your place. LOL!!! It seems you really understand the way things are going to go you just can't blatently spit it out because of your other team members. Way to really take one for the team! It is ashamed though that you will soon know your personal size in pink ruffled panties! Grin Grin


As for all you other guys and gals that are rooting for the Betty Crocker Team we will set a time to have a real nice victory party where the Barrs will be serving us with the food of our choices!!

As for you guys helping to conspire against us or bet against us...please find a day on your calender that you are free so that you can come get in the picture with Team Barr. Also please BYOPRP! (Bring your own pink ruffled panties!!) Grin Grin

I do believe this competition just got a little more intense!!! We got em' on they run girls!! I think they are starting to sweat it!!!



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« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2009, 08:22:48 pm »

I just had to finally jump in this one!!  I have seen pics of the guys with hogs...and I have seen pics of the girls with hogs....which one do I want to see more pics of......sorry guys........I am rooting for the girls!!!  Grin
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« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2009, 08:25:10 pm »

Here is a pair that has a blue girt. Hope they fit the guys.
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« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2009, 08:28:56 pm »

Joe Joe, that was a mighty feminine description of them there undershorts. Do you have such knowledge of the terminology of ladies undergarments because of personal use?  Grin Grin Grin

Chance said you could take a joke! Hope he was right! Grin Grin
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« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2009, 08:30:53 pm »

Yes mam I know how to ungirtem. Lol
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« Reply #30 on: August 24, 2009, 08:33:26 pm »

Mike/ AKA My hero- I do believe you might be the only smart one in the group that knows not to deny the inevitable outcome of our little hunt. This is where the saying, if you can't beat em' join em', really rings so true. We shall see how many more of these guys jump ship at the last minute just from the fear of losing. I am so glad to have a "real man" on our team! Wink

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

What's all this about stickin' and movin' and cuttin' ears and tails off?Huh??

These hogs need to be caught, tied and brought up to be weighed... y'all ain't scared of these girls are you?
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« Reply #31 on: August 24, 2009, 08:38:32 pm »

Get em' Mike!!! We want to tie em'! Didn't Matt have a thread the other day about learning to tie? HUMMMM...maybe thats why he wants to cut ears, tails, nose, snout, teeth, etc! Cheesy Well being we will be bringing our numerous hogs out to be weighed I suppose I can take time to teach Matt a thing or two on tieing... after he is through serving us food... in pink ruffled panties! After losing to girls, afterall, pride should no longer be an issue with him! Grin Grin Wink
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« Reply #32 on: August 24, 2009, 08:40:25 pm »

How much would it cost me to ride around w/ Mike mike and watch the ladies do there thing cause w/all due respect to the husbands that is a sure good lookin group of ladies  Grin
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« Reply #33 on: August 24, 2009, 08:47:08 pm »

I was kinda rootin for the ladies but I think MRS WARD blew that!
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« Reply #34 on: August 24, 2009, 08:50:24 pm »

Don't make excuses JoeJoe, if you wanna wear the panties just come out and say it! Ain't like you'll be the only one wearin em! Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #35 on: August 24, 2009, 08:50:36 pm »

My money is on the ladies.With all due respect guys and i know all but maybe one of yall but i think yall are gonna get smoked. I just wish i could come watch all this it should be jaw dropping.
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« Reply #36 on: August 24, 2009, 08:53:52 pm »

LMAO this is gettin better everyday. Ladies are talking Chit while the men are just chillin getting ready to get waited on. Looks like is going to be a fun hunt anyway.
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« Reply #37 on: August 24, 2009, 08:56:16 pm »

WTF?

Here I am trying to be a good guy, playing it safe, maintaining my love life (though likely not my integrity) and talking my man off the ledge when BAM!!!, I get kicked in the cods.....  Shocked

That was dirty!

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« Reply #38 on: August 24, 2009, 08:56:57 pm »

 Don't worry guys, the gals may have been catching alot of hog lately, but there luck will run out on September 4 & 5 when they meet TEAM BARRS.

  GO TEAM BARRS !
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« Reply #39 on: August 24, 2009, 08:57:04 pm »

Hey everyone i found me a job so i can go i will be the weight man . I can weigh all the hogs and check the guys hogs out to make sure they didnt put  a waterhose in their mouth and fill them up with water. Wink
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