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« Reply #80 on: August 25, 2009, 02:10:21 pm » |
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« Reply #81 on: August 25, 2009, 02:30:01 pm » |
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I am temporarily withdrawing from this fight in order to recover from the wounds received from Crystal's assault launch directly at me, Got2catchem, and matt_aggie04 in her post Today at 01:31:12 pm!!!!lol. I have clearly underestimated her!  |
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« Reply #82 on: August 25, 2009, 03:25:50 pm » |
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How about " I bring home the bacon and she fries it in the pan!!"
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« Reply #83 on: August 25, 2009, 03:27:46 pm » |
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Well see, Boarninja, that is just what I mean. All this time ya'll should have been squatting to pee and bless ya'lls hearts ya'll still did it because you thought you had too! Bless your hearts it must be hard to be a guy! So much denial!!! ;DAnd also Boarninja never underestimate a woman! Especially me! Growing up my nickname was Pistol and with good reason!   True Blue, trust me! Even by the other guys having legal institutions they are not protected either! Well Circle C, if you get help on apron messaging... then we get help on panty type. So guys and gals take your pick: Crotchless, thong, panty with a guarter belt attachment with matching pantyhose, ruffles, silk, lace? Which do ya'll prefer? I also see "punishment" for losing in this as unfair for the girls in the matter (although defeat is very, very unlikely!). We simply get to see you guys wear pink panties. Woop tee freakin doo dahhh! Ya'll know you slip on our panties when we are not home and look in the mirror to see if you would do yourself!!! We not only have to domesticate ourselves publically we also have to serve ya'll. Seems like a two part sentence to me. So it's only fair ya'll have a two part sentence and, while I am not completely decided on this yet, I am thinking along the lines of some nice matching stelleto hills or perhaps a nice lacy pink see through shirt to compliment them panties!? Ladies I am open for suggestions and as you can tell I am really going for the guy's pride on this one!! Mattaggie, did you get to thinking how sexy that wetsuite would make you look with that beard? Either way Kathy Boy I think you'll drive the guys wild!!! Go get em' tiger!!!! GRRRRRR!!!!  Crystal |
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« Reply #84 on: August 25, 2009, 03:39:36 pm » |
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Well guys, I see once again I have to get on here an set a few of you straight! I do not know many of you on this board so I am only assuming (hopefully correctly) that those of you who are posting smack talk on this post have on your big girl panties and can take what is coming to you. DJHogdogger, you better tell Catahoula Cur to post from his own login. He is going to get you in heap of trouble with the fairer sex! We cannot have traders amongst us!!! Ya'll are sending mixed signals posting from one anothers IDs. CMiller it is nice to know that the only handicap you can think of on us ladies is letting us have choice of the dogs. I believe if the guys team were smart they would give the ladies the better end of the dogs cause if and when the ladies win...then they will atleast have an excuse to start with.
Because boy you just said the guys biggest handicap...if the guys team were smart! That is hilarious, them, being smart! Ha! Got2catchem' instead of siding with losers where you have to distance yourself from them, why don't you side with the winners that way you can make fun of those pink panties and celebrate with us girls! Boarninja, I thought ya'll still stood to pee out of rebelion! You guys don't really think still that makes you superior to us women do you? Well I guess that is simple minded thinking for a simple minded (lesser) sex! You guys have been defeated since that life changing day when thousands of bras were burned to demonstrate the changing of the guard, you fellas are and have always been to hard headed and simple minded to admit it! Mattaggie, that beard ain't gonna man up what you done laid out for the world to read! Hair on your face is only gonna make you more attractive to feminie Bubba's, they like a man they can "doll up" a little it makes the courtship more fun! Aladatrot, I can only assume by the lack of answers from the "why are they called the Barrs" question... that while you are shopping for those pink ruffled panties you can go one to two sizes smaller because it sounds like there might be a little extra room inside there! You other ladies keep that in mind while you are shopping for your barrs panties! At this point I am also recruiting some ladies to chime in here and help me rip a new on these guys that "think" they are either on the winning team or are siding with the winning team! Its not to late to get them traveling down the right path so they are not completely embarassed by the outcome of their wrong decision! Crystal I've tried desperately to keep up with all of this jib-jab, but I can't help but to go back and stare at those pictures of you and your friends stradling those hogs. Though the hogs were nice and ya'll are obviously attravice ladies who have very lucky husbands, I find myself more and more intrigued by the noticabley smaller feet that you seem to have when compared to your husbands, or any male for that matter. I couldn't figure out why it was that you all had such smaller feet until it finally clicked and I realized why.....yall's feet are shorter so that you can stand closer to the kitchen sink!!! <DUCKING & RUNNING>  j/k ladies, may the best hoggers win! |
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« Reply #85 on: August 25, 2009, 03:45:18 pm » |
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How about "The Men Catch 'em and Tie "em the Women Cook 'em or Fry 'em"
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« Reply #86 on: August 25, 2009, 03:50:39 pm » |
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« Reply #87 on: August 25, 2009, 03:56:20 pm » |
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Dang!!!!!! I think it would be appropriate to change your nickname from Pistol to Flame Thrower!!!! I will agree with you on one thing Pistol. The few times I have underestimated women it has left me licking wounds!!! lol  I dont make a habit of it thats for sure! |
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« Reply #88 on: August 25, 2009, 03:57:47 pm » |
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touche ol' butcher of the boar's balls, I stand corrected |
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« Reply #89 on: August 25, 2009, 04:00:32 pm » |
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All in good fun Gangly and BoarNinja, my bark is worse than my bite!
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« Reply #90 on: August 25, 2009, 04:02:22 pm » |
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Guys I'm afraid yall have set the date a little too far away. I think the ladies will back out on the deal before it gets here.
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« Reply #91 on: August 25, 2009, 04:05:13 pm » |
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Chris, I'd recommend: "My husband doesn't realize it yet, but his real prize is sleeping in the dog kennels." But I'm too busy finding matching pink panties for Steve's dogs to come up with a really good one  |
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« Reply #92 on: August 25, 2009, 04:07:28 pm » |
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Chris, I'd recommend: "My husband doesn't realize it yet, but his real prize is sleeping in the dog kennels." But I'm too busy finding matching pink panties for Steve's dogs to come up with a really good one NICE ONE True Blue!!!!! |
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« Reply #93 on: August 25, 2009, 04:07:56 pm » |
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All in good fun Gangly and BoarHunters, my bark is worse than my bite!
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« Reply #94 on: August 25, 2009, 04:10:02 pm » |
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I think you ladies time would be better spent tightening up them baking skills!!
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« Reply #95 on: August 25, 2009, 04:22:34 pm » |
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BoarNinja, ain't it fun bein useless though? What better way could you spend your day than following ole good and dirty battle of the sexes? ETHHunters, I do believe yall guys who are rooting against us should be working on some good lines to get back in us girls good graces once we win the competition! Crystal |
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« Reply #96 on: August 25, 2009, 04:25:03 pm » |
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« Reply #97 on: August 25, 2009, 04:26:57 pm » |
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« Reply #98 on: August 25, 2009, 04:30:11 pm » |
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Good work guys, I like what I am seeing/hearing here......no slack |
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« Reply #99 on: August 25, 2009, 04:33:14 pm » |
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Circle C, I am learning you and now know why you named your team the Barrs. Any man who puts that much thought into an outfit must be just that a barr. I am also noticing your lose for words in this whole game we are playing, I do believe I smell fear! Chatty Kathy, you know better than to get me started on you again! Crystal |
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