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 nice knowin ya...Run Chance RUUUUUUUUUN!!!!.....  |
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« Last Edit: August 26, 2009, 01:42:31 pm by got2catchem »
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No word from Chance yet. That cant be good. He probably ran out of the house with the PC under his arm, chunked it in the pond on the way by, and still running!lol
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"No man should be allowed to be President who does not understand hogs." - President Harry Truman
“I like hogs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Hogs treat us as equals” - Sir Winston Churchill
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In remembrance of the late Chance Ward, I would like to say he was a good guy before he was affiliated with the Barrs team. He was good with a freeze brand, had some good dogs, and was nice to visit with- but even the best of folks can get mixed up with the wrong crowd. We will remember him for the way he was before things went south. Don't be upset with Crystal, she did what she had to do, not what she wanted to do. At least Chance went down wearing his pink ruffley panties like a man, and we can all admire him for that. Wish he hadn't gotten so mixed up with those Barrs.
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At least I'm successful at doing nothing right. I guess it could be worse.
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  Well boys, everyday I come home and check the status of this little debate and set those brave few of you straight for talking sh** about us girls. Well the one thing ya'll have protecting ya'll is distance. I see ya'll as the visitors that come to the zoo to see the lion. The visitors feel safe because of the 8" of glass that keeps them seperated and out of harms way. But, for one unlucky fellow the cage door accidentally got left open today. You all have yourselves to blame for this, as Chance sometimes lacks the capacity to give adequate forethought. He has blindly set his self up to walk right into the lion's mouth. I have read his 10 laws and have found no humor in them at all! So as I sat here thinking I have thought of several things that will make it feel as though I have regained my dominate position and taught Chance a lesson. By no means do I mean to kill him but, today will be a life changing experience for him. While I am not a professional at administering the tortures, surgeries, castration, and gender change that I am about to perform, I feel that there is no better way to learn than to practice hands on! I have sent Chance out for a few moments to feed the animals for the afternoon because I am sure I will be to tired to take care of them myself once I am done with this project. Once he comes back in the house I plan to lure him in with some sexy lingerie when he takes the bait I will inject him with the tranquelizer shot, tie and gag him, hook him up to the IV of Dextrose, and then get creative with all of the other things that I have laid out. The alcohol is not for sterilization, as cleanliness is not my concern, it is for when he begins to come to. I will poor that along with a little salt into the open wounds just to make sure the lesson sticks. The bloodstop is only to keep him from bleeding to death. As I said, I do not wish to kill him only teach him a lesson. So for all of you other brave guys out there. Always know what your opponent is capable of and know the tools that she has at her disposal. Also on a side note, Underdog, I understand you will be coming over this afternoon. I will be going back and looking through the post to see which side you have been supporting. If it is the guys you might want to rethink your visit. And anyway Chance won't be ready for visitors yet.  As for the rest of you, I am looking forward to dealing with ya'll next.
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Hog hunting can start more crap than anything I have ever seen!(HDLCrystal)
Remember John Wayne was just an actor the real cowboys is who he looked up to..........
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somebody make it stop....................
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There's a coon, nevermind, thats Buster.
"So I pawned my lacy off to my girlfriend. That should teach her to meet men off match.com"
Rich.
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Mrs. Crystal, no worries about me...I started the poll and made the first vote for the Babes..I am dumb but never stupid.  |
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cward
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Well boys things have went beautifully! Male hormones are so predictable! I am about to begin my work and thought that you all might like to see my progress thus far.   |
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Hog hunting can start more crap than anything I have ever seen!(HDLCrystal)
Remember John Wayne was just an actor the real cowboys is who he looked up to..........
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cward
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Also one more thing before I get started, Underdog, being you started the poll thread can you please send me a list of all the people that have voted for the Barrs? Thank you so much. Just PM me the list. It will be our little secret!
Crystal
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Hog hunting can start more crap than anything I have ever seen!(HDLCrystal)
Remember John Wayne was just an actor the real cowboys is who he looked up to..........
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W-tate
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Lol glad I live in north Texas and yall don't know me
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Well, the devil made me do it the first time The second time I done it on my own
Lord, put a handle on a simple headed man And help me leave that black rose alone
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UNDERDOG
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Also one more thing before I get started, Underdog, being you started the poll thread can you please send me a list of all the people that have voted for the Barrs? Thank you so much. Just PM me the list. It will be our little secret!
Crystal
Crystal, I honestly don't have any idea how to tell who vote for who...I swear...  On another note...that pic is funny as ..you know what...but I bet that little white lacy deal may not fit ole Chance |
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cward
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Underdog, that wan't to put on Chance, that was the bait that I was wearing because he was a little flinchy of getting close to me today. It was the same basic principal of Tinks 69.  W-Tate don't get a flase sense of security. North Texas ain't that far of a drive. |
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Hog hunting can start more crap than anything I have ever seen!(HDLCrystal)
Remember John Wayne was just an actor the real cowboys is who he looked up to..........
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Well try to have him back on his feet and hot too beat down this eve, I would like to visit him for at least a few minuites lol
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got2catchem
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Poor fella Not real sure how to feel about being tied up and gagged by a woman and then having out some Lingerie. The knives, tubes, and scissors are scary. But ol Cward may have set himself up on purpose
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W-tate
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North Texas is easy for me to hide in it's a big area
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Well, the devil made me do it the first time The second time I done it on my own
Lord, put a handle on a simple headed man And help me leave that black rose alone
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Little Timmy
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i live in north texas also so if you need a TEMPORARY place to hide from mrs cward let me know
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cward
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Little Timmy, I, Mrs. Ward was the one coming to north Texas cause W-Tate sided against the ladies. I am going to have to hunt him down and scare some sense into him about siding with those Barrs! Crystal |
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Hog hunting can start more crap than anything I have ever seen!(HDLCrystal)
Remember John Wayne was just an actor the real cowboys is who he looked up to..........
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Little Timmy
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Little Timmy, I, Mrs. Ward was the one coming to north Texas cause W-Tate sided against the ladies. I am going to have to hunt him down and scare some sense into him about siding with those Barrs! Crystal whos side do you think im on? dont get me wrong.... you look like you are going to give those fellas a run for thier money, but what can i say... i have a hunch |
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W-tate
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I gotta side with the barrs. Because I am still a young unmarried BOAR. I feel for the poor guys
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Well, the devil made me do it the first time The second time I done it on my own
Lord, put a handle on a simple headed man And help me leave that black rose alone
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LINGERIE...ROPES...AND GAGS.....IM REALLY STARTING TO LIKE THIS POST
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Little Timmy
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I gotta side with the barrs. Because I am still a young unmarried BOAR. I feel for the poor guys
now i wouldnt go tellin her your a boar ive heard and now seen what she does to boars :'( |
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