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« on: March 02, 2014, 09:24:28 am » |
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Just a lil tickle. Been looking at some of the other forums that offer dogs and other things for sale and even this one before the comment option was taken away. (Best thing ever). I can never understand the sole comment from a buyer......I want Him........Mmmmmm.....Now what  ? Are you waiting on the seller to say something ingenious like ...OK? Try whipping out a phone and using that long lost art of....voice communication. Seller doesn't need to know why your buying...just needs to know if your able and willing to buy. This post is actually just for sport .. Want to hear the other one liners that are dead end statements that require....ignoring or furtther prompt...to be able.to figure what their trying to get across. Common people its Anglish.  Not Canadian sign language. Haha Enjoy. |
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« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2014, 11:16:36 am » |
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Shoot my pet peeve is that you can't post a picture of a good looking dog or pup just to show off a bit with out getting "how much?"
Even once you answer, "not for sale" you'll get 9 other people asking "how much"
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Windows Down, Waylon Up.
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« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2014, 11:21:37 am » |
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text me a pic
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Training dogs is not about quantity, it's more about timing, the right situations, and proper guidance...After that it's up to the dog...
A hunting dog is born not made...
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« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2014, 12:34:23 pm » |
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"Will it find a pig"
Sure will, got one in the pen out back and he found em in no time and started baying haha
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!YELLA PRIDE!
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« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2014, 02:47:26 pm » |
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or best offer.
"will you take less?"
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« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2014, 03:16:34 pm » |
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Was GIVING a dog away that was started and was asked if I would guarantee would the dog.
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charles
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« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2014, 04:03:30 pm » |
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Was GIVING a dog away that was started and was asked if I would guarantee would the dog.
yep, guaranteed to eat, sleep and chit. the dog was free, what else did they want u to do for them, train, feed and medicate and they reap all the rewards? |
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Why should I trade one tyrant three thousand miles away for three thousand tyrants one mile away? An elected legislature can trample a man's rights as easily as a king can!
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« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2014, 04:08:19 pm » |
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About once a fortnight we get someone wanting us to export dogs back to the US  , most people who ask are from Texas? |
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YELLOWBLACKMASK
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« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2014, 04:28:19 pm » |
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Hahaha.
Dang gooduns. Got me tickled so bad I kinda wet my britches a lil.
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YELLOWBLACKMASK
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« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2014, 04:36:31 pm » |
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Selling out .....No BS.....Trash Broke......Finished. One week later.... Looking for good No BS.....Trash Broke...Finished. Do whaaaaa? Do ya think we wasn't on here last week? We are internt losers........WE GONNA CATCH YA !  |
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« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2014, 05:28:50 pm » |
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lol Or the classic: "What's the LEAST you'll take for him/her?"  |
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~Krystale of the Southern Comfort Combine~ www.southerncomfortcombine.webs.com*Proud member of the Mississippi Hunting Dog Association* ADBA Safe Dog Program Evaluator and Trainer |
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charles
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« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2014, 06:32:01 pm » |
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"started, been hunted several times." and then get the same questions, " is the dog finished or started, how much has it been hunted?"
I wonder if its stupidity, laziness or just don't give a chit bout reading the entire post that causes them to ask ?s that were answered if they woulda just read the post in its entirety. im thinkin on the don't give a chit to read.
another 1. you put the location and they still ask where you located, or what town is it located near. how bout google maps, it works fine and gives time and distance from their location.
or you put a time frame in the post and still get idiots trying to make contact after hrs. again, cant or wont read the entire post.
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Why should I trade one tyrant three thousand miles away for three thousand tyrants one mile away? An elected legislature can trample a man's rights as easily as a king can!
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« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2014, 06:38:55 pm » |
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"Where are you located???"
Well dipchit had you read the ad, the last line says where it is located. I see this one on a daily basis in all the group for sale pages on FB.
The one that chaps me when I am trying to sell anything, I always put "call me" and leave my phone # then of course my texts starts blowing up. Hey people I said call me not text me. I can answer more in a 30 second phone call than I can in ten texts and this drives me crazy.
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Show me a good loser and I will show you A loser!!
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charles
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« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2014, 06:40:58 pm » |
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very true mod93
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Why should I trade one tyrant three thousand miles away for three thousand tyrants one mile away? An elected legislature can trample a man's rights as easily as a king can!
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« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2014, 06:41:36 pm » |
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and there is always the ones when your trying to GIVE some away with these questions.... any papers? im 500 miles from you, can we meet? whats the history or bloodline on bitch and sire? will you go half on shipping it? you sure they wont trash? Im giving you a pup ya want it or not! |
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YELLOWBLACKMASK
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« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2014, 07:18:14 pm » |
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Not a one liner....but funny from the sidelines but am sure intolerably frustrating. POST JACKERS. Example: For sale one perfect Yeller cur dog, hunts, bays and stays. Three posts into asking....hold him or I want him....ya get..... I got a three year old pot licking catahoula that lost its sense of smell. $800 Then everyone starts saying they want him and to hold him....on the other poor guys post. Haha |
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« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2014, 11:06:30 am » |
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Or the guys that always say u have to cull hard but every other post they make is in the classifieds trying to sale a good help dog lol
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Work on em son, work on em
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Hunt the Grunt
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« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2014, 11:46:41 am » |
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Text Message to Seller that's already sold you the dog:
Hey man, I don't think this dog you claimed as "finished" is going to work out for me. Since we agreed on a two week trial I would like to bring him back for a refund.
Reply from seller:
ERROR 404: THE VERIZON WIRELESS SUBSCRIBER YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH IS NO LONGER IN SERVICE. PLEASE CHECK THE NUMBER AND TRY AGAIN.
I raise all of my dogs so this has not happened to me, but have heard of this happening on multiple occasions.
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« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2014, 11:58:03 am » |
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Was trying to give a dog away guy txt and ask if I would meet him bout 200 miles away!! Lol
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