Thu 03/27/08 05:31 PM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a couple of giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey SCOTT, Big JESSE, JACK and BUBBA, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the SNOWBALL AND WILLY -- They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think SNOWBALL took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked both of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
HEE--HEE---HEEE,, HOW YA LIKE THAT ONE
LEEVON
